WTF My fiance's car has a twitter account

[dbzeag]

Yes indeed my fiance's VW Rabbit (Golf) has a twitter feed as well as a Posterous account. Yes exactly, wtf.

Do your significant others have any strange quirks to them?

 

[b_sinning]

If I start making a list then this thread would be bigger than the flytrap.

 

[ItsOnlyBree]

my housenegro is useless but has a giant penis.

Mine too!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Mine seems to like me.

That's a heck of a quirk.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Mine actually agreed to breed with me
I was like "wtf seriously?"
She messed in the head I think

 

[taivas]

Mine actually agreed to breed with me
I was like "wtf seriously?"
She messed in the head I think

 

[b_sinning]

What is his car's twitter account? We know you use it to keep tabs on him.

 

[Duke]

My Uzi weighs a ton.

 

[my little brony]

http://twitter.com/SergeGraystone

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

If I had a significant other I might have some quirks to tell.

 

[dbzeag]

What is his car's twitter account? We know you use it to keep tabs on him.

@chms_bny

chimney's bunny.

because he drives a VW Rabbit.

bunny.

rabbit.

ugh.

 

[dbzeag]

If I had a significant other I might have some quirks to tell.

Have an other, just not so significant?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

@chms_bny

chimney's bunny.

because he drives a VW Rabbit.

bunny.

rabbit.

ugh.

man thats gay

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Have an other, just not so significant?

My housie needs to turn lesbian then I can be happy. We're a perfect match.

She's kinda mad, that's her quirk.

 

[b_sinning]

@chms_bny @chimney23 stop farting in me and who is the really gay guy touching your leg?

 

[b_sinning]

I love Cwalken's tweets. (You have to imagine them in Cwalken's voice with his style of delivery.)

"I went to a coffee shop -not so much on purpose. There were women knitting extravagant things. Like escape pods. I asked. They wouldn't say."

"Avatar is a great film. I've not seen it but it keeps the helmet kid out of my back garden. That's a huge development. Clearly God's work."

""What's green and has wheels?" he asked. "Grass. I made up the part about the wheels." I know we're probably related but I hate that kid."

"Michael Jackson has really stuck with this hunger strike. I admire that sort of tenacity."

 

[JAXvillain]

I love Cwalken's tweets. (You have to imagine them in Cwalken's voice with his style of delivery.)

"I went to a coffee shop -not so much on purpose. There were women knitting extravagant things. Like escape pods. I asked. They wouldn't say."

"Avatar is a great film. I've not seen it but it keeps the helmet kid out of my back garden. That's a huge development. Clearly God's work."

""What's green and has wheels?" he asked. "Grass. I made up the part about the wheels." I know we're probably related but I hate that kid."

"Michael Jackson has really stuck with this hunger strike. I admire that sort of tenacity."

my new sig

 

[b_sinning]

I love his rants about that one stupid kid that he runs into all the time.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Walken is hilarious

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Walken is hilarious

Yeah he is, Im never sure if hes doing it on purpose or not