Hawt Movies you are excited about

[Immigrant]

has anyone seen the Mötley Crüe movie “The Dirt”?

Yes. I thought it was stupid AF but so were the ‘80s.

 

[Immigrant]

Yes. I thought it was stupid AF but so were the ‘80s.

I’m sorry if that’s harsh. I just realized if a woman is asking about a Motley Crue biopic she obviously is a fan somewhat, which means she must have actually logged time on the pole.

Sorry if my critique of the movie was offensive.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I saw it
It was ok, but Im not a motley crue fan

 

[nukes]

I’m sorry if that’s harsh. I just realized if a woman is asking about a Motley Crue biopic she obviously is a fan somewhat, which means she must have actually logged time on the pole.

Sorry if my critique of the movie was offensive.

Your psychic powers are Unlimited.

 

[HipHugHer]

I’m sorry if that’s harsh. I just realized if a woman is asking about a Motley Crue biopic she obviously is a fan somewhat, which means she must have actually logged time on the pole.

Sorry if my critique of the movie was offensive.

Does it cover how many sluts they banged without bathing in between?
Never did find out which one won that bet.

 

[Petunia]

I’m sorry if that’s harsh. I just realized if a woman is asking about a Motley Crue biopic she obviously is a fan somewhat, which means she must have actually logged time on the pole.

Sorry if my critique of the movie was offensive.

way harsh Tai

 

[Floptical]

has anyone seen the Mötley Crüe movie “The Dirt”?

Horrible movie. We all know the stories but the quality of the movie is garbage. It's like some made for TV movie.

 

[Petunia]

Horrible movie. We all know the stories but the quality of the movie is garbage. It's like some made for TV movie.

the acting was meh
the ending was stupid

 

[Floptical]

the acting was meh
the ending was stupid

I guess I had higher hopes.

 

[Petunia]

I guess I had higher hopes.

i totally did as well.
i’m a motley crüe fan. i’m familiar with their reckless rock and rock life
i’m aware that it’s hard to put 40yrs of history into 100 minutes but they could have done way better

 

[Jehannum]

the acting was meh
the ending was stupid

Well, it is about Motley Crue.

So you should have expected both of those things.

Hopefully the ending was "and then they got old and fat and realized they can't play 'Girls Girls Girls' anymore without vague embarrassment"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

the acting was meh
the ending was stupid

They totally skipped over vince neils fat years

 

[Petunia]

Well, it is about Motley Crue.

So you should have expected both of those things.

Hopefully the ending was "and then they got old and fat and realized they can't play 'Girls Girls Girls' anymore without vague embarrassment"

the acting was crap and the fact that it was about motley crüe and all the shenanigans they got into over 40 years should have made the movie all that better
so much content but the format is was meh
i still love them

 

[Petunia]

They totally skipped over vince neils fat years

and tommy banging pammy up and down the riviera

 

[HipHugHer]

the acting was crap and the fact that it was about motley crüe and all the shenanigans they got into over 40 years should have made the movie all that better
so much content but the format is was meh
i still love them

I don't understand where this 40 year "career" part comes in. They had a few huge years in the 80s before grunge ruined everything then the rest of the time can be summed up in a single scene of them playing fat geezer rock in a bar.

 

[nukes]

I don't understand where this 40 year "career" part comes in. They had a few huge years in the 80s before grunge ruined everything then the rest of the time can be summed up in a single scene of them playing fat geezer rock in a bar.

They got a lot better pay for GeezerRock than we do.

 

[HipHugHer]

They got a lot better pay for GeezerRock than we do.

I got the last part covered, just missing the not-fat huge years and the money.

 

[nukes]

I got the last part covered, just missing the not-fat huge years and the money.

Let me give you an example:
DMX tickets (at an Italian restaurant in Suburban Ohio) recently were $60 per head. If you have had hits in the past, you can make bank.

 

[Jehannum]

I don't understand where this 40 year "career" part comes in. They had a few huge years in the 80s before grunge ruined everything then the rest of the time can be summed up in a single scene of them playing fat geezer rock in a bar.

"ruined"

laughing out fucking loud.

 

[mohanskin]

i watch this movie last night