Most Extravagant X-Mas Present Purchased

[fly]

you're just playing dumb, or as I like to put it now, you're playing pa

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

 

[theacoustician]

How in the f*ck did your wife end up so well adjusted? Her family seems to be filled with moochers.

Well adjusted? SHE MARRIED CHIKKEN!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

How in the fuck did your wife end up so well adjusted? Her family seems to be filled with moochers.

Her and her cousin, they're totally the black sheep of that family

 

[fly]

Her and her cousin, they're totally the black sheep of that family

That's the cousin I know?

 

[water]

I gave a trip to florida and a wedding band.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's the cousin I know?

Yeah, she's normal

 

[Sarcasmo]

Actually, I really don't know what you're talking about. I only saw Fight Club once and never read the book.

Edit : If I were playing pa, I'd be childishly bitter in every post I made directing commentary to the people who have wronged me.

Just respond with "I am Jack's inflated and elitist sense of literacy."

 

[Candy]

This Christmas will be, by far the most expensive gift I have ever given yet. Can't tell you what it is tho... I'll post after Christmas!

Edit: As far as expensive gifts I have been given, my parents are very generous people - I have gotten everything from a laptop to a ski trip to Colorado. You name it, they have probably been kind enough to give it.

 

[theacoustician]

This Christmas will be, by far the most expensive gift I have ever given yet. Can't tell you what it is tho... I'll post after Christmas!

Just go ahead and tell me what you got me. Its ok, I'll act surprised.

 

[Candy]

Just go ahead and tell me what you got me. Its ok, I'll act surprised.

WHO TOLD!

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I got a computer from my parents for Christmas when I was 12. I obviously don't have it anymore, but it was my first introduction to the internet. And Dial up

 

[Coqui]

Given - Cruise to Mexico
Received - Nothing extravagant but then again, I've never asked for anything extravagant

 

[Fat Burger]

And Dial up

beep boop OOWAAA OWAAAA pssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I miss the handshake

 

[Sarcasmo]

This Christmas will be, by far the most expensive gift I have ever given yet. Can't tell you what it is tho... I'll post after Christmas!

haha Candy got knocked up.

 

[theacoustician]

WHO TOLD!

haha Candy got knocked up.

NOT IT!

 

[Sarcasmo]

OMG the forum drama

Pandora divorces theac and marries Sarcasmo because theac knocked up Candy....

Theac inadvertently kills himself when his head explodes because he hates kids...

Fly appoints Elpmis as new Admin...

UF eventually becomes the #1 forum for sexual deviants with mayo and clown fetishes. (Moreso than it already is, I mean)

 

[theacoustician]

\Pandora divorces theac and marries Sarcasmo

Are you high?

 

[kiwi]

Are you high?

Yea, we all know she'd marry me.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yea, we all know she'd marry me.

OMG, so it'd be in Mass!


I call dibs on flower girl

 

[Pandora]

Yea, we all know she'd marry me.

Yeah mommy, kids are a major turn on for me.

Edit: Messing around in a darkroom+++