you could also just write a softphone for your computer and refer to it as your cell
IT'S A FUCKING PHONE. You make calls, and if you're a needy bitch you let people call you.
Some people enjoy playing with the electronics they have and enhancing it to suite the individual. This also includes making the phone work better and have more memory than standard. It is the same thing you do when you uninstall programs and add programs to your computer, but I am sure you are above that too