Ontopic Mission to Uranus

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I learned that if you fart near milk, you can make yogurt.

Well, you have to do it with no pants on , and directly into the milk
But yeah

 

[Darth Handsome]

You guys are gross.

 

[fly]

Well, you have to do it with no pants on , and directly into the milk
But yeah

I'm sorry, do you know of another way to fart into milk?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I'm sorry, do you know of another way to fart into milk?

Put it in your pants, duh.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm sorry, do you know of another way to fart into milk?

Well, I do have a few methods,but Id have to send you the instructions so you dont fuck it up

 

[HipHugHer]

Waffles

Edit: oh god, the article is even better.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1121900/

@Mustard Dispenser

Did they really need to go through all that trouble to prove the existence of skid marks/bacon stripes/what have you?

 

[Frau Blugher]

Still safer than smoking them i guess .

The marlboro man's farts smell like spicy Turkish tobacco , a little bird told me .

 

[Frau Blugher]

If your gas production is low try blueberry yoghurt , smells the same on the way in as on the way out .

 

[nukes]

You guys are gross.

In the Poop Cult, farting is foreplay.

 

[nukes]

Please poop on my chest
Clearly I'm hot and bothered
Five dollars for the victor

 

[APRIL]

If your gas production is low try blueberry yoghurt , smells the same on the way in as on the way out .

I like that I don't fart much.

 

[Frau Blugher]

I like that I don't fart much.

They must be sneaking out of you , clever buggers .

 

[APRIL]

They must be sneaking out of you , clever buggers .

I mean it happens, but not nearly at the quantity of most people. It's weird.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I mean it happens, but not nearly at the quantity of most people. It's weird.

Cuz you flap your mouth so much youre off-gassing out the top end

 

[Domon]

I mean it happens, but not nearly at the quantity of most people. It's weird.

how many times a day. approximately.

 

[my little brony]

i made their wall tremble with a fart

 

[Frau Blugher]

All the biggest fart competitions are sponsored by the big three extra virgin olive oils .

I am also a sponsor .

 

[APRIL]

how many times a day. approximately.

Probably between 5-10.

 

[Domon]

liar

 

[APRIL]

liar

It seems to stay with me until I shit. Every once in a while it happens in the wild.