NSFW mike's sperm thread

[Amstel]

i've got a friend in Carlsbad who's watching homes burn out her back window!

She was in town over the weekend saying that SoCal is now in the 'dry' season & nothing's green. all dead and hot.

Honestly, when she said that it took some of the hollywood glamour out of that place!

 

[Floptical]

i've got a friend in Carlsbad who's watching homes burn out her back window!

She was in town over the weekend saying that SoCal is now in the 'dry' season & nothing's green. all dead and hot.

Honestly, when she said that it took some of the hollywood glamour out of that place!

It's about 20 degrees hotter than normal for some reason. A freak heat wave.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

It was 105 when I got to SoCal today.....uggggg

Not only that, but you are also in SoCal

 

[Applesauce]

Apparently they can also train doggies to detect when someone is gonna have a seizure. Met a guy at the punkerina's ballet class that did it. I thought that was pretty cool. The dog has a signal and the guy knows to lay down and the puppy just stays there by his head till it's all over.

Yea, and smell diseases. Crazy shit.

 

[APRIL]

If you weren't a fan of Tesla Model S, you will be now.

The Oatmeal did a review on his car, even people who aren't into cars will enjoy this read:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla_model_s

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It was 105 when I got to SoCal today.....uggggg

Man we need some heat here
my pepper plants are suffering

 

[august]

dude I ate so fucking much last night.
I don't think the volume of food was actually all that much, but lots of different things. the restaurant opens today (it's seasonal, its on the waterfront and most of it is outside), and so we were learning shit and the kitchen was prepping and they made one of almost everything so we'd know what it all looks and tastes like. so delicious.

clams, mussels, chili lime shrimp, calamari fries, mahi mahi burger, coconut shrimp, om nom nom.

 

[august]

Man we need some heat here
my pepper plants are suffering

it had started to get warm here, but the last two days it's Bern rainy and overcast, and it's been chilly and windy

 

[Duke]

Canadian Avalanche Rescue Cats

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[Domon]

If you weren't a fan of Tesla Model S, you will be now.

The Oatmeal did a review on his car, even people who aren't into cars will enjoy this read:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla_model_s

the awesome thing is that all his claims are based on true facts. He's ridiculous, but he doesnt make shit up

 

[JAXvillain]

It's called humor. They must have uninstalled your emotion chip.

 

[Domon]

that comment was confusing and out of place.

 

[JAXvillain]

Bahaha, tripadvisor named GA the #1 state for BBQ and it's causing an utter shit storm.
http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2014/05/14/texas-left-off-best-barbecue-list/?hpt=hp_c3

 

[JAXvillain]

I guess it was only a matter of time. The country's first weed food truck: http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/20...ijuana-treat-theres-now-a-food-truck-for-them

 

[MadDog]

[video=youtube_share;CKD5SNYUpUk]http://youtu.be/CKD5SNYUpUk[/video]

 

[kiwi]

I'm on a bus with a bunch of 10 year olds. It's @fly paradise.

 

[Duke]

I want to be pumped for that movie, but Micheal Bay has failed me soooo many times in the past.

 

[kiwi]

It was 105 when I got to SoCal today.....uggggg

That's even warmer than here. It's been very pleasant this month so far.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why the hell is Mcmaster-Carrs website trying to force me to log in just to browse crap?