Food Mayo on pastrami

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Americans put that shit on everything.

scrambled eggs

 

[Jehannum]

scrambled eggs

sriracha, salsa, and @APRIL's snail trail are all better on scrambled eggs than ketchup.

 

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sriracha, salsa, and @APRIL's snail trail are all better on scrambled eggs than ketchup.

i usually do my eggs fried, over easy w/ tapatio and ketchup

 

[Jehannum]

i usually do my eggs fried, over easy w/ tapatio and ketchup

Why not just empty whatever I've got under my fingernails over 'em? That'd have more flavor.

 

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Why not just empty whatever I've got under my fingernails over 'em? That'd have more flavor.

send it over, chump

 

[APRIL]

My snail trail brings all the boys to the yard.

 

[gee]

Acceptable uses for mayo:

- tuna salad, egg salad etc sandwich fillings.
- spread for a limited number of types of sandwiches. If it's roast beef, pastrami or a grilled cheese, keep it the fuck away.
- coleslaw
- main ingredient in ranch/caesar dressing, tartar sauce, alabama BBQ sauce and a bunch of other sauces.
- anal lube with Darth's mom. Real lube is better obviously, but she's usually got a big jar of it with a spoon in it beside her TV chair which is kinda convenient.

 

[MacG]

sriracha, salsa, and @APRIL's snail trail are all better on scrambled eggs than ketchup.

@APRIL 's snail trail.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

@Rollout s mom uses mayo as a deoderant

 

[tre]

@Rollout s mom uses mayo as a deoderant

and a personal lubricant

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Its really a multi-purpose condiment

 

[fly]

BTW, both mayo and Miracle Whip are awesome. I could eat them, and pretty much any other condiment, by the spoonful.

 

[MacG]

BTW, both mayo and Miracle Whip are awesome. I could eat them, and pretty much any other condiment, by the spoonful.

How are you not a fat piece of shit?


I'm not saying you aren't a piece of shit though.

 

[tre]

How are you not a fat piece of shit?


I'm not saying you aren't a piece of shit though.

since you're fairly new here....

 

[MacG]

since you're fairly new here....

He must have spent a fortune on reconstructive surgery and liposuction.

 

[APRIL]

He must have spent a fortune on reconstructive surgery and liposuction.

We would have never met if this was the guy who tried to PM me goatse all those years ago.

 

[MacG]

We would have never met if this was the guy who tried to PM me goatse all those years ago.

You superficial cunt.

 

[nukes]

He must have spent a fortune on reconstructive surgery and liposuction.

Fly looks better with the hair like this.
And healthy.
I guess I've had too many Jewish and Italian mothers.

 

[tre]

Fly looks better with the hair like this.
And healthy.
I guess I've had too many Jewish and Italian mothers.

TIL @nukes is a chubby chaser

 

[MacG]

Fly looks better with the hair like this.
And healthy.
I guess I've had too many Jewish and Italian mothers.

You just say so because you have 4 chins yourself too.