Food Mayo on pastrami

[APRIL]

Why is it so mean? Do you beat it?

I do before I make him a sandwich.

 

[HipHugHer]

Mayo is good on everything.


EVERYTHING.

 

[Domon]

Mayo is good on everything.


EVERYTHING.

ice cream?

 

[HipHugHer]

ice cream?

EVERYTHING

 

[Darth Handsome]

Mayo is good on everything.


EVERYTHING.

Only communists would think otherwise.

 

[Jehannum]

Mayo is good on everything.


EVERYTHING.

INCORRECT.

Mayo is good on burgers, fries, and tuna salad.

 

[Darth Handsome]

So there you go a lot of you ninnies are communists.

 

[HipHugHer]

INCORRECT.

Mayo is good on burgers, fries, and tuna salad.

Commie.

 

[Jehannum]

Commie.

The real workin' man's condiment is ketchup, pleb.

 

[Darth Handsome]

The real workin' man's condiment is ketchup, pleb.

Ketchups for 7 years olds. Besides I heared tell that too much ketchup makes a fellas hands hairy.

 

[Jehannum]

Ketchups for 7 years olds. Besides I heared tell that too much ketchup makes a fellas hands hairy.

Americans put that shit on everything.

 

[HipHugHer]

Americans put that shit on everything.

It's pretty good on pastrami.

 

[Jehannum]

It's pretty good on pastrami.

I'm going to shit on your face, and then leave my business card on the pile.

 

[Darth Handsome]

So has anyone posted that they want pastrami now? If not, let me say this mass Jedi Mind Trick is greasy as shit, obviously orchestrated by Big Meat.

@HipHugHer

 

[APRIL]

So has anyone posted that they want pastrami now? If not, let me say this mass Jedi Mind Trick is greasy as shit, obviously orchestrated by Big Meat.

@HipHugHer

Don't be a fucking racist.

 

[HipHugHer]

So has anyone posted that they want pastrami now? If not, let me say this mass Jedi Mind Trick is greasy as shit, obviously orchestrated by Big Meat.

@HipHugHer

Obviously that and Big Mustard.

 

[Jehannum]

So has anyone posted that they want pastrami now? If not, let me say this mass Jedi Mind Trick is greasy as shit, obviously orchestrated by Big Meat.

@HipHugHer

No, but I definitely want a big helping of your mom.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Don't be a fucking racist.

All races suck big.

 

[nukes]

No, but I definitely want a big helping of your mom.

Get in line. You should be 14th, estimated waiting time 2:33.

 

[Jehannum]

Get in line. You should be 14th, estimated waiting time 2:33.

That better be in minutes and seconds.