Ontopic @Maureen Hope you're doin ok.
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Since my 3rd day on the job she was breaking down like ALL THE TIME about her marriage ending etc. Like inconsolable fits where she has to be taken to the ladies room to be calmed down.
Juicy Backstory:
Lesbian couple got married last October. "Babs" and "Pat" dated 7 years before they tied the knot last October.
They had a wedding planner who helped them put it all together and ultimately they all became close friends ...
Babs and Pat both agreed that wedding planner was hot.
So ...
In the spring Babs suggested to Pat that perhaps HWP (hot wedding planner) join them in the boudoir for some scissors sister action
Pat hesitated at first but finally agreed and the scissors sister threesome started ..
But then her (Pat) worst nightmare became a reality (this is CEOs fear too)
HWP and Pat started to have a secret thing going ... And 3 months later, Pat FULLY left Babs for HWP.
So babs got dumped for her wedding planner!
Babs is destroyed, so destroyed that she tries to take her life yesterday....
So while Pat and HWP are scissoring away into the sunset, Babs is being held on an involuntarily psychiatric hold.
Love bites
What a cunt, both of them actually. Fucking spineless whores.
Tell her my story. I know how much it hurts when your hands are tied and someone else is boning or scissoring "your girl".
Things will be ok again, after 100s of liters of booze and countless hours of theraphy, I'm perfectly fine.
Oh my god
Oh it's ok now. I've become a raging alcoholic and a crazy cat person, best decision of my life.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
5℅ fuck Babs.
Try and talk to HR. Tell them you have a serious health issue you can't disclose.
Tell them you need a month off soon, one way or another to address this.
The one way is leave of absence, the other is bailing.
Ask them, which would you prefer?
Try and talk to HR. Tell them you have a serious health issue you can't disclose.
Tell them you need a month off soon, one way or another to address this.
The one way is leave of absence, the other is bailing.
Ask them, which would you prefer?
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Don't fuck Babs, she's already FUBAR.
But do the rest.
Oh the shame.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
You had to sit through one because you are your wife's bitch and now lying about it right now.
STFU and embrace the shame, it's not like you are a very proud person fatso.
nukes
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Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Bitches man...the wedding planner
Yup!!
And Pat is like MADLY in love with HWP just 8 months after getting married to Babs!!!!!!
That's so insane
And their wedding was lavish and they spent their life savings on it...
*passes the mic*
@Darth Handsome .... Take it away
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
I think I speak for Darth when we say "I saw this coming but no one listens".
As if we need an excuse to treat you like shit.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
I think Im going to write a book on the subject instead of spewing my ideas here. If Im going to enlighten this bass* akwards society, I shouldn't do it for free.
*anyone who makes a bass joke off this is a true turd.
*anyone who makes a bass joke off this is a true turd.
King Wickie Pelt Snatcher
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gays should not be allowed to get married to begin with. Marriage is between a man and a woman. Gays can have civil unions and be happy with that or nothing
You should do it, I'm sure your daughter would buy 10 copies to make you feel good.
just because nobody wants to marry you doesn't mean you have to hate on the gays over it
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.