Ontopic @Maureen Hope you're doin ok.

[gee]

then you're gonna have to start collecting cats or babies. choose wisely.

Choose dogs. Cats are cunts.

 

[Petunia]

Choose dogs. Cats are cunts.

CEO and I have decided not to have any pets as they will only tie us down.

We are getting hermit crabs for Kiko
That's it

 

[Peppers]

I'm home when I'm supposed to be at work,
feels weird

im a lazy housewife like @APRIL and @kiwi
i feel gross

When are you joining the PTA and getting a minivan?

 

[Petunia]

When are you joining the PTA and getting a minivan?

Well I'm fat and almost white so I might as well going the PuTA club

 

[Peppers]

Well I'm fat and almost white so I might as well going the PuTA club

First the Fat Boys break up and now this.... Sigh....

 

[helenabear]

I'm home when I'm supposed to be at work,
feels weird

im a lazy housewife like @APRIL and @kiwi
i feel gross

I love that I was left out of this. I think I work less than @APRIL

 

[Petunia]

I love that I was left out of this. I think I work less than @APRIL

Are you technically a house "Wife" when your husband is locked in a basement against his will ?

 

[nukes]

Are you technically a house "Wife" when your husband is locked in a basement against his will ?

Some people call that love.

 

[helenabear]

Are you technically a house "Wife" when your husband is locked in a basement against his will ?

well.....

Some people call that love.

He has a point doesn't he?

 

[MacG]

Most of whom are known as men.

Woah that's racist.

Or was it sexiest? I never got the hang of this vegan stuff. Wait, PC stuff?

You people have so much "isms" over there that I can't keep up with it any more.

Can't keep-upism.

then you're gonna have to start collecting cats or babies. choose wisely.

Go with babies, because world needs more humans, duh.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

maureen what the hell is Puerto Rican bread? some older woman at my work is gonna bring me some monday

 

[nukes]

maureen what the hell is Puerto Rican bread? some older woman at my work is gonna bring me some monday

Don't do it. It's a scam, she wants your crappy paycheck.

Or it's Santeria. She wants your demon Albino baby.
Run, while you still can.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Don't do it. It's a scam, she wants your crappy paycheck.

Or it's Santeria. She wants your demon Albino baby.
Run, while you still can.

Nah. she is quitting soon to open up a bakery. I asked her what she was going to have and she said she is bringing in bred monday for me to try

 

[nukes]

Nah. she is quitting soon to open up a bakery. I asked her what she was going to have and she said she is bringing in bred monday for me to try

I'd swear you have zero sense of humor.
You are, however. A good source of material.

 

[Coqui]

maureen what the hell is Puerto Rican bread? some older woman at my work is gonna bring me some monday

Yes. Ask the Colombian instead of the Puerto Rican about Puerto Rican bread.

 

[nukes]

Yes. Ask the Colombian instead of the Puerto Rican about Puerto Rican bread.

Can you just cook up a batch of tostones?
We don't have a pool and someone's gotta cook.

 

[Coqui]

Can you just cook up a batch of tostones?
We don't have a pool and someone's gotta cook.

Smash plantain, fry it, put some salt on it......Yeah I think I can handle that.