Ontopic @Maureen Hope you're doin ok.

[Darth Handsome]

You fags have no idea how envious I am of you two. My sweetheart shows up only when I give him a slap & his hemorrhoids or herpes flare up and he needs to keep his mind occupied for a day or two til things calm down.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You know were at the top of our game when we pedal point topics over two or more forums at once.
Currently on channel 3, at KnittingCircle.com...Darth is giving slobake the finger, while oggling women and running red lights.

Posts about other forums are lame.

 

[Strings]

You fags have no idea how envious I am of you two. My sweetheart shows up only when I give him a slap & his hemorrhoids or herpes flare up and he needs to keep his mind occupied for a day or two til things calm down.

I think threesomes are just asking for trouble.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I think threesomes are just asking for trouble.

What? Are you off your nut? I wouldnt touch either of you with ten foot dick.

 

[adi]

I think threesomes are just asking for trouble.

buzzer sound, loud.

 

[adi]

Wait what kind of a threesome are we talking about?

 

[Darth Handsome]

buzzer sound, loud.

We need a new circle of friends baba.

 

[Strings]

What? Are you off your nut? I wouldnt touch either of you with ten foot dick.

Hold on there Romeo, I was referring to Nukes' double chin.

 

[adi]

We need a new circle of friends baba.

I heard Amsterdam's pretty friendly.

 

[Strings]

Wait what kind of a threesome are we talking about?

See. Ask first.
You get a gold star today, Adi.

 

[adi]

See. Ask first.
You get a gold star today, Adi.

Yay

 

[adi]

....safety first and shit

 

[Darth Handsome]

Hold on there Romeo, I was referring to Nukes' double chin.

Darth Romeo has a bit of panache to it...

 

[Strings]

Darth Romeo has a bit of panache to it...

I felt weak in the knees as soon as I wrote it.

 

[Darth Handsome]

5% there was a time when Id taken it out on the lam that i went by the moniker Artful Dodger*. Cool name but too many syllables. Like get over yourself right?






*thats Dickens @King Wickie you fucking idiot.

 

[Strings]

And just what happened to Nukes?
Fucker went to bed I bet.

 

[nukes]

And just what happened to Nukes?
Fucker went to bed I bet.

Dinner got cooked way ahead of schedule.
I think she was way off her game what with me having the kids all scrubbed with clean wet hair and sparkling teeth the second she came through the door.

I also served her some of my secret stash of ice cream.
I can't hold hands with you guys 24/7

Unfortunately.

 

[MacG]

Hold on there Romeo, I was referring to Nukes' double chin.

Double chin? Did he lose weight, where did the third one go to? It was my favorite chin of @nukes' ! It was wibbly wobbly, soft, warm, moist....

Wait, was that the chin? Whatever.

 

[Strings]

Double chin? Did he lose weight, where did the third one go to? It was my favorite chin of @nukes' ! It was wibbly wobbly, soft, warm, moist....

Wait, was that the chin? Whatever.

Nukes is trying to firm up and start an Underboob modeling career.

 

[MacG]

Nukes is trying to firm up and start an Underboob modeling career.

Underboob modeling? Last time I checked he could hold up an orange under his magnificent moob.

He's got a lot of firming up to do. But still, I'd hit it.