Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Give it back to the dog it came from?The gf was like "This will look good on the wall next to the hutch"
I'm like "uhh... ok... I don't think it will look as good as you think it'll look, but whatever."
She got it, I held it up and she's like "Yeah, you're right. Well, what are we going to do with it now?"