Polo would never work in an establishment that would serve the likes of you.
Too true. He would serve drunken students wanting a euro a pint to get slashed on and inevitably vomit down their overpriced clothes.
He would not however get customers who would ask him questions such as 'Double gin please?' and '1911 saw the birth in Paris of which artist who died in 2010 aged 98 and whose works include the sculpture mamont in the form of a large spider which she described as 'as ode to my mother'?'