Leaving, on a jet plane. Don't know when I'll be back again

[DJBrenton]

Real men urinate on their wounds.


Hush your mouth, wasting alcohol for medicinal purposes.

 

[Sarcasmo]

a range cow walked out into the highway in front of his F250 going 75mph.

Holy shit, cows move fast up there.

 

[Sarcasmo]

They said it was too deep to superglue

That's way too deep to superglue, and I don't expect butterflies will keep it closed long or tight enough to prevent infection. I would head to an urgent care and get that sutured up. Not an ER, an urgent care. Do they have those up there?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Wait, I just saw the Group Health comment. What the hell does it mean when a wound is too long to stitch? That's what stitches are for. Have they ever heard of surgical procedures?

 

[DoubleJ]

Wait, I just saw the Group Health comment. What the hell does it mean when a wound is too long to stitch? That's what stitches are for. Have they ever heard of surgical procedures?

The wound had been open and untreated for too long. After 3-4 hours, they won't stitch it up because of the risk of sealing in an infection. It is butterflied, tagaderm over that to keep it dry, and the index finger is imobilized so that the wound doesn't move so it has a chance to heal up.

 

[DoubleJ]

Holy shit, cows move fast up there.

It was slowly crossing the highway. Had it moved fast, we wouldn't have almost hit it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The wound had been open and untreated for too long. After 3-4 hours, they won't stitch it up because of the risk of sealing in an infection. It is butterflied, tagaderm over that to keep it dry, and the index finger is imobilized so that the wound doesn't move so it has a chance to heal up.

Plus by then it's already started to heal, and you'd then be sealing in necrotic tissue, or something, trying to remember what an ER doc told me once.

 

[fly]

The wound had been open and untreated for too long. After 3-4 hours, they won't stitch it up because of the risk of sealing in an infection. It is butterflied, tagaderm over that to keep it dry, and the index finger is imobilized so that the wound doesn't move so it has a chance to heal up.

Is it your jerk off hand?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Real men urinate on their wounds.


Hush your mouth, wasting alcohol for medicinal purposes.

I won't drink Jack Daniels, so it's useful for things other than just washing car parts.

 

[DoubleJ]

Is it your jerk off hand?

My jerk off hand is attached to my wifes arm

 

[tre]

My jerk off hand is attached to my wifes arm

is that like a dutch rudder?

 

[JAXvillain]

a variation on the stranger

 

[fly]

My jerk off hand is attached to my wifes arm

That's a giant waste of time. You can almost certainly do it better and more efficiently.

 

[Sarcasmo]

It was slowly crossing the highway. Had it moved fast, we wouldn't have almost hit it.

Our cows only go like 65 mph down here.




I can keep this joke string going as long as you'd like.

 

[fly]

Our cows only go like 65 mph down here.




I can keep this joke string going as long as you'd like.

Cept that one highway that's now 85