99 problems and a bitch ain't one.
My cat farts. A lot.
But I do not want him dead.
What are my options?
now it's a haiku
-yawn-
I want pics of your wife naked, but I cannot seem to convince her to send them to me. Please help.
The dishes are not done and the kids are going to be hungry soon.
I have bronchitis. Or pneumonia.
99 problems and a bitch ain't one.
I want to become independantly wealthy without killing or hurting anyone.
Do you want one of these for Christmas? http://gizmodo.com/5104917/
My cat farts. A lot.
But I dont want him dead.
What are my options?
My period is really heavy and I need to go to the mall. I'm afraid of leaking.
Explain to me how mikey gets all the bitches.
There are no mexicans in Ottawa, help?
I will send you some
How many do you want?
They come in packs of 12.