KNYTE will solve your problems thread v.12/2008

[Floptical]

Why is it that you still don't live in Tampa?

 

[theacoustician]

Simple Jack routine, women eat that crap up.

I don't understand. wut?

 

[water]

There are no mexicans in Ottawa, help?

Move far away from Canada.

Why is it that you still don't live in Tampa?

*shrugs, it just didn't work out that way.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

6 hot females for servicing
3 for cooking
3 for yardowrk

kthx

The hot ones stay here to work the clubs

The ones you get look like Pedro

 

[Floptical]

and they all have cowboy hats, meximullets, and pay for everything with $100 bills.

 

[my little brony]

I will send you some
so how many do you want?
come in packs of 12.

once again close to a haiku so I fixed it for you

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!!!?!?!?!

 

[lemon_fresh]

Simple Jack routine, women eat that crap up.

You never go full retard. Everyone knows that.

 

[Floptical]

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!!!?!?!?!

you pissed off god and you are being punished for it

 

[zengirl]

once again close to a haiku so I fixed it for you

What's with you and the poetry today?

 

[my little brony]

What's with you and the poetry today?

I just haikus
they make me happy inside
frak, i need to cough

 

[itburnswhenipee]

you pissed off god and you are being punished for it

Which god, and are you sure that events are not merely the collateral damage from a multi-god rumble?

 

[water]

You never go full retard. Everyone knows that.

Tom Hanks didn't even go full retard.

 

[zengirl]

Tom Hanks didn't even go full retard.

He's not a smart man but he knows what love is

 

[Floptical]

So I understand that if I have a problem yo you'll solve it. But what's your hook and will Deshay revolve it?

 

[my little brony]

He's not a smart man but he knows what love is

BUT YOU AINT GOT NO LEGS LIEUTENANT DAN

 

[water]

So I understand that if I have a problem yo you'll solve it. But what's your hook and will Deshay revolve it?

wat

I don't speak fricky-dicky dutch.

 

[Floptical]

wat

I don't speak fricky-dicky dutch.

I'll take that as a no.

 

[Applesauce]

So I understand that if I have a problem yo you'll solve it. But what's your hook and will Deshay revolve it?

I lol'ed.

 

[fly]

Tom Hanks didn't even go full retard.

Damn that movie was fucking dumb