ITT: We post hilarious quotes and try to guess who said them.

[Sarcasmo]

I'll go first per Rule 1 of thread making, paragraph 3, subsection 9(a).

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."

NO GOOGLE CHEATING

 

[water]

"Sarcasmo is a big gay dork."

Who said that?

 

[I.C.Water]

mi............. oh wait i used google

 

[JAXvillain]

mi............. oh wait i used google

mike tyson?

 

[I.C.Water]

mike tyson?

what are you some sports nerd i was sittin here goin who the fuck would know that shit

 

[Sarcasmo]

"Sarcasmo is a big gay dork."

Who said that?

Probably not the same person who said "Kiwi fits on my cock like a velvet glove."

 

[Sarcasmo]

mike tyson?

winnar

 

[JAXvillain]

what are you some sports nerd i was sittin here goin who the fuck would know that shit

actually there was a thread about him on gm yesterday and someone mentioned he had like 1000 pidgeons

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."

 

[Sarcasmo]

Sounds like something Ted Nugent would say.

Or Ted Kennedy.

Or some other Ted.

 

[b_sinning]

I've heard that quote before chikken but I can't place it yet.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Sounds like something Ted Nugent would say.

Or Ted Kennedy.

Or some other Ted.

The 'nuge is a close guess sorta

Fat Ted would've been "Er ah, senator, er ah, this country, er ah, where's my bourbon! er, ah DROWN ALREADY YOU STUPID er ah, BITCH!"

 

[b_sinning]

Sounds like something John Stewart would say.

 

[JAXvillain]

The 'nuge is a close guess sorta

Fat Ted would've been "Er ah, senator, er ah, this country, er ah, where's my bourbon! er, ah DROWN ALREADY YOU STUPID er ah, BITCH!"

 

[JAXvillain]

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."

Hunter S??

 

[APRIL]

Sounds like something John Stewart would say.

He's a funnah dude.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

No-one's got it yet, it's a 'rocker' though, for a hint

 

[Atan Nolme]

The 'nuge is a close guess sorta

Fat Ted would've been "Er ah, senator, er ah, this country, er ah, where's my bourbon! er, ah DROWN ALREADY YOU STUPID er ah, BITCH!"

 

[Atan Nolme]

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."

IIRC that is Zappa from when he was testifing before Congress about the *BS* Tipper Gore group and what they wanted to do the the music industry.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

IIRC that is Zappa from when he was testifing before Congress about the *BS* Tipper Gore group and what they wanted to do the the music industry.

Ayuh, the 'Moral Majority'