ITT I Pledge....

[Syrup Beaver]

I laughed and barfed at the same time.

Don't pull a Jimi on us

 

[fly]

Since Im being nice, I wont question your sexuality and suggest that you use oral suction to evacuate my colon.
Have a good day, sir!

Everyone should evacuate that colon if they know whats good for em.

 

[smileynev]

So guys, what should I have for lunch today?

 

[APRIL]

Don't pull a Jimi on us

Eh?

No pulling out my jimi?

 

[APRIL]

So guys, what should I have for lunch today?

You can have what I'm having after I digest it.

 

[fly]

So guys, what should I have for lunch today?

I'd say a diet meal for you: 3 buckets of chicken, a gallon of turkey lard, and 3 boxes of girl scout shortbread cookies.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So guys, what should I have for lunch today?

a light salad and a diet soda?

 

[smileynev]

a light salad and a diet soda?

That doesn't sound very filling to me

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That doesn't sound very filling to me

then go to quiznos and get the big beef dip sammich
thats what Im gonna do today

 

[BigDov]

then go to quiznos and get the big beef dip sammich
thats what Im gonna do today

Oh man....... I need to try that and the new turkey melt or whatever it's called.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That doesn't sound very filling to me

It's not so bad if you eat the silverware and the plastic soda bottle

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Everyone should evacuate that colon if they know whats good for em.

Is that what the sirens were for?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Is that what the sirens were for?

Steady tone for gas
Wavering tone for solids

 

[fly]

then go to quiznos and get the big beef dip sammich
thats what Im gonna do today

You can dip your big beef into me honey.

 

[CletusJones]

Oh man....... I need to try that and the new turkey melt or whatever it's called.

i think I'm gonna have to go to quiznos on lunch today. turkey melts are

 

[fly]

subway > quiznos

 

[AprilsSCAT]

stfu u old mean fuck

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

subway > quiznos

maybe in the fucking bizarro world you wangsniffer

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You can dip your big beef into me honey.

It's like a chili con queso

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

stfu u old mean fuck

go massage a hobos prostate with your tongue you fuckin nitwit