ITT: I confess my unrequited love for.......

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

But why not???

Because its hard to define moist. If a toilet seat was moist that'd mean the seat absorbed water and because most seats are plastic a toilet seat could never be moist.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, I always figure if you cant hit a 10" diameter hole from less than 2' away, you just need to take it outside and whizz on the side of the barn or something.
Unless youre in a public restroom where pissing all over the floors is apparently encouraged.

 

[Nyx]

Makes me happy in the pants

Now I really DO want to hear it!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You're too kind

Are you being sarcastic? :

 

[Nyx]

Because its hard to define moist. If a toilet seat was moist that'd mean the seat absorbed water and because most seats are plastic a toilet seat could never be moist.

Hah, you just dignified my question with an answer

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Well, I always figure if you cant hit a 10" diameter hole from less than 2' away, you just need to take it outside and whizz on the side of the barn or something.
Unless youre in a public restroom where pissing all over the floors is apparently encouraged.

I have a theory that in public bathrooms people are too busy trying to check out other wangs and they forget they're peeing.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Hah, you just dignified my question with an answer

Albeit one you can't twist in your dirty mind.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Are you being sarcastic? :

For once, no....

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well, I always figure if you cant hit a 10" diameter hole from less than 2' away, you just need to take it outside and whizz on the side of the barn or something.
Unless youre in a public restroom where pissing all over the floors is apparently encouraged.

I'd like to summarily execute half the people I see in public restrooms

 

[BigDov]

Makes me happy in the pants

Is this just a girly story or what??!?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

For once, no....

Awww *huggles*

 

[Nyx]

Albeit one you can't twist in your dirty mind.

Wanna bet?

Nah, I'll be good for once and not twist it...this time

 

[Pandora]

Don't know how this thread went from forum love to wet toliet seats.........actually....nevermind

 

[simple]

christmas is just another excuse to love some dude

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Don't know how this thread went from forum love to wet toliet seats.........actually....nevermind

They're one and the same, really...

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

christmas is just another excuse to love some dude

Singular? You disapoint me Alfie.

 

[Nyx]

Is this just a girly story or what??!?

Maybe.

 

[BigDov]

Maybe.

Fine

 

[Pandora]

They're one and the same, really...

Yeah, I had a moment and realized in mid post who I was talking to.

 

[Nyx]

Fine

Hey, we can't tell you the subject, we just might be talking about you!