ITT Bubbles and Metroman fight over Sarcasmo's trouser snake

[Bubbles]

edit: http://emooranges.ytmnd.com/

Why can't I print that pic?

 

[distortedmind]

Why can't I print that pic?

i think cos it's a background image. right click-> save background image in IE (firefox right click -> view bg image)

also that annoying tune just blasted out when i loaded the page in IE

 

[Bubbles]

i think cos it's a background image. right click-> save background image in IE (firefox right click -> view bg image)

also that annoying tune just blasted out when i loaded the page in IE

my computer at work has no speakers.....thanks

 

[theacoustician]

you can easily be mistaken for me in a crowded area....

Anything i do can easily affect you sweetheart.

I think people would notice if I magically shrunk 2 feet in height.

 

[Bubbles]

I think people would notice if I magically shrunk 2 feet in height.

zing!!

 

[Penis Envy]

I think people would notice if I magically shrunk 2 feet in height.

yadda yadda yadda..

 

[simple]

yadda yadda yadda..

ah yes, george costanza, another hilarious short bald guy

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dont whistle on the elevator, Biff.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

ah yes, george costanza, another hilarious short bald guy

And quirky, don't forget quirky

 

[simple]

Dont whistle on the elevator, Biff.

Did you just quote Arthur Miller?

I should bone you in the ass right about now, I love Death of a Salesman

 

[Penis Envy]

ah yes, george costanza, another hilarious short bald guy

i'm not bald and i'm not THAT short..

5'8... ish..

or.. technically 5'7.5 but much like a kid in his teens.. its always.. 15 and a half.. or 16 and a half.. LOL.. i accept my height..

keeps people from asking me to get things off of top shelves.

 

[APRIL]

i'm not bald and i'm not THAT short..

5'8... ish..

or.. technically 5'7.5 but much like a kid in his teens.. its always.. 15 and a half.. or 16 and a half.. LOL.. i accept my height..

keeps people from asking me to get things off of top shelves.

Gosh I'm like... almost as tall as you. Taller with my usual whore shoes on.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Did you just quote Arthur Miller?

I should bone you in the ass right about now, I love Death of a Salesman

Holy shit, you get that but the Marlin Perkins joke I made yesterday goes unnoticed?

 

[Penis Envy]

Gosh I'm like... almost as tall as you. Taller with my usual whore shoes on.

your like 5'2, dont pretend..

 

[Bubbles]

your like 5'2, dont pretend..

nah she's definately taller than me, even in stocking feet

 

[simple]

Holy shit, you get that but the Marlin Perkins joke I made yesterday goes unnoticed?

I wasn't at work/ not on here yesterday

 

[simple]

i'm not bald and i'm not THAT short..

5'8... ish..

or.. technically 5'7.5 but much like a kid in his teens.. its always.. 15 and a half.. or 16 and a half.. LOL.. i accept my height..

keeps people from asking me to get things off of top shelves.

pro tip: the non emo answer would be something like "george is hot, I'd blow my load all over his shiny bald head"

 

[simple]

Gosh I'm like... almost as tall as you. Taller with my usual whore shoes on.

I don't remember you being 5'8''

 

[theacoustician]

pro tip: the non emo answer would be something like "george is hot, I'd blow my load all over his shiny bald head"

Pro tip : We should have a thread of elpmis' pro tips

Pro tip2: Yes, I'm still stealing your gimmick

 

[simple]

Pro tip : We should have a thread of elpmis' pro tips

Pro tip2: Yes, I'm still stealing your gimmick