ITS THE MONDAY JOKE THREAD!! contribute or die

[Penis Envy]

Whats 3 feet high and can't turn around in a hallway.





















a toddler with a javeline through its head

 

[Penis Envy]

whats blue and doesn't fit...











a dead epileptic

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I choose death.

 

[theacoustician]

I choose death.

That's very emo of you.

 

[Penis Envy]

nobody has any jokes they wanna contribute?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Whats 3ft tall and drives a miata?

 

[JAXvillain]

what do fat women do in the summer?









stink

 

[Sarcasmo]

Where does an 800-pound gorilla sit?



























Wherever it wants to.


hahahahahahahalawlzolololololooooooool

 

[Penis Envy]

Whats 3ft tall and drives a miata?

???

 

[simple]

What's black, blue, and red and floats in my bathtub?

Spoiler

YEAH RIGHT FLY I'M NOT POSTING THAT FUCKING PICTURE

 

[Onnotangu]

What's black, blue, and red and floats in my bathtub?

fruit harvest cereal after it's been through your colon.

 

[JAXvillain]

NSFW

Spoiler

 

[itburnswhenipee]

That's very emo of you.

You think? I thought I was just being lame. Huh...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

???

You, fgt.

 

[simple]

NSFW

Spoiler

OMFG AWESOME

 

[JAXvillain]

OMFG AWESOME

I thought u would enjoy that

 

[Penis Envy]

OMFG AWESOME

can you tell us what it is .. for those of us at work..

 

[Pandora]

*insertdeadbabyjokehere*

 

[JAXvillain]

can you tell us what it is .. for those of us at work..

it's death scat in mspaint gif form

 

[simple]

can you tell us what it is .. for those of us at work..

cliffs:

- stick figure guy (let's call him A) pumping gas
- another stick figure dude (call him B) comes out of A's trunk
- B rips off A's ball sac
- A falls over dead blood coming out of mouth
- B jerks off on A
- B urinates on A
- B shits into his own hand and wipes it on his own face
- B continues to piss on A

that's basically how it goes down