ITS THE MONDAY JOKE THREAD!! contribute or die

[Whizzleteets]

*insertdeadbabyjokehere*

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?















depends on how hard you throw them.

 

[Whizzleteets]

what's worse than ten dead babies in a garbage can?


















one dead baby in ten garbage cans.

 

[simple]

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?


depends on how hard you throw them.

hahahahaha

 

[Whizzleteets]

what's pink and white and goes *tap* *tap* *tap*?

















a baby in a microwave.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

what's pink and white and goes *tap* *tap* *tap*?



a baby in a microwave.

Ok that one's actually good

 

[Whizzleteets]

Ok that one's actually good

i used to be able to rattle off dead baby jokes like no other, but my sick-humored group of friends has all sort of drifted apart.



it's pretty sad.

 

[fly]

NSFW

Spoiler

That is totally fuckn amazing

 

[Whizzleteets]

That is totally fuckn amazing

by the time i clicked to show the thing, it was already at the part where he was pissing on the other dude.



naturally, i had to watch it all the way through.





wtf.

 

[simple]

That is totally fuckn amazing

we need to figure out how to make animated gifs

 

[fly]

we need to figure out how to make animated gifs

oh the toes we could curl

 

[simple]

oh the toes we could curl

did you see my joke that only you would get in this thread

 

[Syrup Beaver]

cliffs:

- stick figure guy (let's call him A) pumping gas
- another stick figure dude (call him B) comes out of A's trunk
- B rips off A's ball sac
- A falls over dead blood coming out of mouth
- B jerks off on A
- B urinates on A
- B shits into his own hand and wipes it on his own face
- B continues to piss on A

that's basically how it goes down

Let's not forget the consumption of 'A's ball sack, by 'B'

CLASSIC

 

[simple]

Damn, I'm so used to eating dude's nut sacs I didn't even notice that part

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Damn, I'm so used to eating dude's nut sacs I didn't even notice that part

I have a 'soft spot' shall we say, for nut sac consumption

 

[simple]

I have a 'soft spot' shall we say, for nut sac consumption

God at your ball

 

[JAXvillain]

here's part 2 of that gif...so fucked up but

Spoiler

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What is it about eating someones face that makes ya wanna hump a hot tailpipe and vomit?

 

[JAXvillain]

What is it about eating someones face that makes ya wanna hump a hot tailpipe and vomit?

you're right, goes together like chocolate and peanutbutter

 

[Fat Burger]

I hate dead baby jokes, I've never found them funny. Christopher Reeve jokes, on the other hand...

 

[Sp`ange]

I hate dead baby jokes, I've never found them funny. Christopher Reeve jokes, on the other hand...

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Spoiler

Christopher Walken