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So.. I mean, is one person in one locale and another in a different one?
Cazzzz, pretty much, I'd have a Lorena Bobbit filet o' flesh sandwich right now, if Liam made this thread.
Sincerious.
Sweet.
I'd used a meat hammer thing on your penis first, to tenderize it.
We made vests out of your copious ass flesh and used your nipples for buttons.
We made vests out of your copious ass flesh and used your nipples for buttons.
And I'm using your foot for a door stop.
fyi: i'm using your door stop as a back scratcher.
that's cause you're completely f'ing insane juleeee.
thorn is a bit more grounded. i think.
We made vests out of your copious ass flesh and used your nipples for buttons.
OH, I bet they are soft and lovely. Preserve them well, with the oils from your face.
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I will. After we unfurl your labias and go hanggliding.
William Wallace called. He wants his battle cry back.