Thorn Bird said:this is true...all of it...and it's funny you say meat puppet...
That story tramatized me for life when I heard it the first time. I'm not reading that story again. Babies are icky.
It drives me up the fn' wall!
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That story tramatized me for life when I heard it the first time. I'm not reading that story again. Babies are icky.
Thorn Bird said:this is true...all of it...and it's funny you say meat puppet...
when i delivered the placenta my midwife held it up, put her fist in it, and proceeded to explain how the thing works. it wasn't till then that spange almost passed out. he called it the meat puppet, and you've never seen anything closer in your life. i have video if anyone wants to see it.
Why would anybody in their right mind do that?
Thorn Bird said:ANOTHER kid hater? what, do y'all have nothing else to hate besides little people? i sure hope y'all don't recreate. y'all are the ones messin' things up for the parents who try hard to raise kids properly!
I hate it when parents do that too, but I know I will when we have kids.
Thorn Bird said:LOL!!!! i didn't remember telling it to you, i'm sorry...
We were all a little drunk at the time....
I haven't looked at meat the same way ever since.
Fat Burger said:
of course you're going to make mistakes, but at least you'll care about trying to raise your kids right.
Pandora said:We were all a little drunk at the time....
I haven't looked at meat the same way ever since.
i ruined meat for you????? oh, my...i cannot live with myself...you can come stay with me for awhile till you get over it.
andora: i'm sure spange won't mind a bit.
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Thorn Bird said:this is true...all of it...and it's funny you say meat puppet...
when i delivered the placenta my midwife held it up, put her fist in it, and proceeded to explain how the thing works. it wasn't till then that spange almost passed out. he called it the meat puppet, and you've never seen anything closer in your life. i have video if anyone wants to see it.
I...I feel queasy.
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Coqui said:
hmmm.. I think those are the same size. maybe she shows more cleavage usually. wait. why am I arguing about 2 other people's wives' boobs?
SpangeMonkee said:
From what I've seen, she has a large C, small D. I'm pretty good at guessing, but I haven't had many pictures to actually judge from Coqui said:
If you good at guessing, I'm never posting pictures of my breasts. I wouldn't want everyone to know how small I am
.kiwi said:If you good at guessing, I'm never posting pictures of my breasts. I wouldn't want everyone to know how small I am
I already have a guess sorry
And you're small anyways, you aren't supposed to have large breastskiwi said:
I'd guess a large A small B cup on you.
It's not that I was specifically looking at them, it's just that my dad has taught me the art of catching every little detail about someone within seconds of looking at them (took 1/2 a second before he noticed my wife had 5 piercings on each ear)
Coqui said:
large C. But nice and perky with lots of cleavage in low cut shirts. I love my wife's boobies
bast_imret said:large C. But nice and perky with lots of cleavage in low cut shirts. I love my wife's boobies
My wife would kill to be reduced to that size.
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bast_imret said:large C. But nice and perky with lots of cleavage in low cut shirts. I love my wife's boobies
yeah. they are nice. we need more pics posted.