Is nobody going to mention...

missed it...I went to bed around 9:30 after band practice because I was wiped out from going out the previous 2 evenings
 
When I used to work for a staffing firm one of my candidates went out for an interview. The interview was going very well and one of the questions that the hiring manager had asked is, "Why are you leaving your current position?" The candidate gave the smarmy answer and then said "also because there are too many Indians (dot) and Canadians."
 
When I used to work for a staffing firm one of my candidates went out for an interview. The interview was going very well and one of the questions that the hiring manager had asked is, "Why are you leaving your current position?" The candidate gave the smarmy answer and then said "also because there are too many Indians (dot) and Canadians."

We had a guy quit about a month ago because we wouldn't buy him one of those really neat office chairs. The ones that are great for your posture.
 
We had a guy quit about a month ago because we wouldn't buy him one of those really neat office chairs. The ones that are great for your posture.

an aeron? we have 80 zillion of those in the building
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[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]The Koala and the Little Lizard

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A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard
walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"

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The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls
into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him
to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a
joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
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So the koala looks down at him and says
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Fucccccccccck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"[/FONT][/FONT]
 
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shit nearly got me murdered at work today :lol: SOMEONE didn't give me a heads up to either shut my office door or turn my speakers down :lol:. THANKS!!! :p




it's not my fault you work within earshot of bunnys