Investment questions

[Sarcasmo]

I'm afrain to open this, but... my morbid curiosity forces... me... to...allas, it's blank. Thank you! :sigh:

Jesus Christ you degenerate pervert.

 

[wanko80]

There was nothing original about that forum crossover post.

I learned it by watching you!

 

[wanko80]

Apparently I like lists today
1) Diversified portfolios ftw
2) Don't listen to the financial planner
3) go to bookstore
4) buy any Suze Orman book, but probably not the Women and Money book b/c well you know.

I bought this one and like it:

 

[Dharma1521]

I bought this one and like it:

You apparently can't read. I said Suze Orman. Not gay man surrounded by money.

 

[wanko80]

You apparently can't read. I said Suze Orman. Not gay man surrounded by money.

Why should I trust a dyke not surrounded by money?

 

[Dharma1521]

Why should I trust a dyke not surrounded by money?

She's a power lesbian. You should always trust power lesbians.

 

[APRIL]

Or you can have your father sign you and your SO up for classes with Dave Ramsey, to where you have to go into a church every Sunday.

gaw.

 

[wanko80]

From what I've seen, her advice is typically for people who are in debt and have average to below average incomes.

 

[Dharma1521]

Or you can have your father sign you and your SO up for classes with Dave Ramsey, to where you have to go into a church every Sunday.

gaw.

You know I'm protective of Suze. Why must you go there.

 

[InnerMuse]

Jesus Christ you degenerate pervert.

Right back atya, doll-face.

 

[Dharma1521]

From what I've seen, her advice is typically for people who are in debt and have average to below average incomes.

Thats not true. She constantly gives advice on investment ideas.

 

[Atan Nolme]

The only reason I don't trust the financial planner as much is because I'm sure the life insurance pays much bigger commissions than getting a mutual fund or IRA.

The only person you should be talking to is a good fee only financial adviser. This way the adviser doesn't have a financial interest in where you put the money. If nothing else put the money in a mutual fund tied to the broad index of the stock market.

 

[ZRH]

I'd not trust someone whose paycheck is backed by selling 'customers' 'products'.

April has the most solid advice in the thread =O

And wtf self help books You people are crazy...

 

[Sarcasmo]

From what I've seen, her advice is typically for people who are in debt and have average to below average incomes.

Don't you have an average to below average income?

 

[Jonny_B]

I'd not trust someone whose paycheck is backed by selling 'customers' 'products'.

April has the most solid advice in the thread =O

And wtf self help books You people are crazy...

yay math!

my financial advice always boils down to whatever my current situation is: pay off your high-interest loans first. no apologies if that is not at all helpful.

 

[APRIL]

You know I'm protective of Suze. Why must you go there.

If you like her so much, why don't you marrrrryyy her?

 

[Dharma1521]

If you like her so much, why don't you marrrrryyy her?

Because she's been with her lover for 11 years. That's why.

 

[APRIL]

Because she's been with her lover for 11 years. That's why.

Polygamy is back in style these days.

 

[Dharma1521]

Polygamy is back in style these days.

Last night you said it wasn't! Which is why i can't "officially" have my lair at your house.

Which is it? hmmm!

 

[APRIL]

Last night you said it wasn't! Which is why i can't "officially" have my lair at your house.

Which is it? hmmm!

You'll have a room! The bathroom... OOHHH BURRNINATED.