Thread Introduction thread for canucker

[Mortlach]

id rather nick myself with a hand controller razor where i can stop immediately than have my ballsack sucked into a rotating vortex of motor driven death blades.

they said it was safe, they said that it was impossible, now he was one testicle, what do they say now...WHAT DO THEY SAY NOW!!!

 

[Domon]

although i do trust the Phillips Bodygroom. Not sure how that thing is engineering, but it cant pinch ya no matter what it seems. Tis good.

 

[Atan Nolme]

Im good on both fronts. I enjoy cooking too, so we cook together.

She likes washing dishes too, which is awesome, so i just have to dry which i dont mind at all.


As noted: life is good.

Added bonus: cook, fuck, play video games, nerd out in general.

I'd rather clean up after then cook.

 

[Canucker]

I'd rather clean up after then cook.

yeah, i'm the same way.

the misses can barely lift all the big ass pots and pans, and she certainly doesn't have the supreme elbow grease scrubbing power so I generally do all the dishes after she cooks a nice meal.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I'd rather clean up after then cook.

Why would you clean up afterwards, then cook another meal?

 

[Duke]

And then eat, yes.

My balls are clean and hairless, so it will not contaminate the food.

Oddly, I actually believe that this is the reason you shave your testicles.

 

[Atan Nolme]

Why would you clean up afterwards, then cook another meal?

Reading Comprehension isn't your strongest suit.

 

[Coqui]

Reading Comprehension isn't your strongest suit.

Spelling isn't yours.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Reading Comprehension isn't your strongest suit.

You're a fucking idiot

 

[Atan Nolme]

Spelling isn't yours.

I'll be the first to admit that spelling was my bane in school. :rollout:

 

[Coqui]

I'll be the first to admit that spelling was my bane in school. :rollout:

It's ok. I used to rock at spelling, then got too nervous for some reason, misspelled banana and ended my spelling bee career.

 

[kiwi]

they said it was safe, they said that it was impossible, now he was one testicle, what do they say now...WHAT DO THEY SAY NOW!!!

Is that what happened to chikken?

 

[Applesauce]

 

[Canucker]

morning guys

 

[Canucker]

giant PMS boobs? tell me more

 

[fly]

giant PMS boobs? tell me more

Them shits get swold once a month. The forum rejoices.

 

[Duke]

Them shits get swold once a month. The forum rejoices.

this.

As a man, you have to appreciate, and wonder, at the marvel that is boobs that grow like clockwork.

 

[Canucker]

this.

As a man, you have to appreciate, and wonder, at the marvel that is boobs that grow like clockwork.

I have a bunch of female employees at my shop, and 3 of them get boob swell every month. One in particular makes me quite hot under the collar with her large boobs.

can we get some pics of these swole boobs?

 

[tre]

no, it's 3:42

 

[uncle bad touch]

and you also enjoy getting molested.

OT NEVER FORGETS!