Thread Introduction thread for canucker

[Domon]

leftover spaghetti sounds good to me

 

[Canucker]

leftover spaghetti sounds good to me

it was delicious, if you're ever gonna find a significant other make sure they love to cook.


cook and fuck.

find someone that loves to cook and fuck and life will be good.

 

[Haywood Jablome]

that great introduction and nothing about enjoying anal with boo's...i am disappoint son...

 

[Domon]

Im good on both fronts. I enjoy cooking too, so we cook together.

She likes washing dishes too, which is awesome, so i just have to dry which i dont mind at all.


As noted: life is good.

Added bonus: cook, fuck, play video games, nerd out in general.

 

[Haywood Jablome]

you spelled 'he' wrong bb...

 

[Canucker]

that great introduction and nothing about enjoying anal with boo's...i am disappoint son...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

leftover spaghetti sounds good to me

To dip your balls in?

 

[Domon]

To dip your balls in?

And then eat, yes.

My balls are clean and hairless, so it will not contaminate the food.

 

[tre]

To dip your balls in?

i dipped my balls in a spicy squash soup for lunch

 

[Mortlach]

sick, with a cold and an ear infection.

you should see that guy that helps these type of things... like a mechanic but for people

 

[Canucker]

And then eat, yes.

My balls are clean and hairless, so it will not contaminate the food.

how is that possible? do you like nair it or something? you are not supposed to put that shit on your junk

 

[Canucker]

you should see that guy that helps these type of things... like a mechanic but for people

like a mechanic except where the mechanic actually knows things the guy for people just jabs you a bunch of times.

 

[Mortlach]

like a mechanic except where the mechanic actually knows things the guy for people just jabs you a bunch of times.

your doctor just thinks you're sexy

 

[Canucker]

your doctor just thinks you're sexy

well she should, I am dead sexy /fatbastard

 

[Domon]

how is that possible? do you like nair it or something? you are not supposed to put that shit on your junk

razor in the shower works just fine.

 

[Canucker]

razor in the shower works just fine.

not for my massive wrinkly balls

 

[Domon]

hot water should make them unwrinkley.

 

[Mortlach]

razor in the shower works just fine.

oww, not the place to have a nick

I use electric for the nether regions and straight razor for face

 

[Domon]

oww, not the place to have a nick

I use electric for the nether regions and straight razor for face

id rather nick myself with a hand controller razor where i can stop immediately than have my ballsack sucked into a rotating vortex of motor driven death blades.

 

[Coqui]

oww, not the place to have a nick

I use electric for the nether regions and straight razor for face

I've never had a nick down there.