you instead opted for the bonaphone
I don't online date but I can see the advantages. Picking up chicks in bars never leads to anything cause you rarely have anything in common. Pretty soon you re 40 and single and all you have to show for it is an impressive 20 year string of one night stands.
I don't online date but I can see the advantages. Picking up chicks in bars never leads to anything cause you rarely have anything in common. Pretty soon you re 40 and single and all you have to show for it is an impressive 20 year string of one night stands.
I've been in a 6 year long and a 4 year long relationship, thankyouverymuch. pretty sure that beats you by miles
and I just turned 38 goddamit
Yeah, ignoring the entire 'he's married', and 'he has a kid' thing..
I've been in a 6 year long and a 4 year long relationship, thankyouverymuch. pretty sure that beats you by miles
and I just turned 38 goddamit
Don't let them bring you down. You are awesome.
he's not married, is he?
floppy, you cheating bastard!
What's wrong with an impressive 2 decade long run of one nighters?
OK NEXT QUESTION, SINCE YOU ARE ALL ONLINE HOS AND FUCK WITH IN 5 HRS OF MEETING...
how long did u wait to show your wang (boys) and your poon-poon (girls) to eachother via cam.
like for the person who was perhaps a little more reserved, did u think it was weird when he/she pulled out their junk and started playing the fiddle (figuratively speaking ofcourse...like who really plays a fiddle these days??)
or
did you welcome the nudity with open arms and a bottle of lube.
there is nothing cool about internet dating, at all
it was cool in the 90's when it was all freaks but now it's for fat accountants
There's no such thing as internet dating. There is only internet meeting, followed by real life dating.
Running out of bedpost real estate for the notches?