Ontopic Interwebz Love

JAXvillain

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Oct 13, 2004
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I want to ask out the chick I met in line at dunkin donuts the other day but I have a fucking cold sore :rant:
 

dbzeag

Wants to kiss you where it stinks
Jun 9, 2006
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Whoa, one can fuck on the internet?

I did find a vibrator that used a cell phone to turn it on and off. When you make or receive a call, the egg vibrates. It vibes for 30 secs for every incoming or outgoing text message. That's close enough, right?

Too bad they are out of production :( My order was cancelled :(
 

Floptical

Doesnt Read Thread Titles
Sep 1, 2006
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Well if you would provide details or at least PM some dirty stuff maybe we would stay interested.