inline tries to pick up a chick...

I agree, forego the dozen roses and maybe get a single one. Also, cheesy wording is the worst. Refrain from making it sound like a Hallmark card.

I would just put something simple and direct like "I would like to take you to dinner sometime." Gets the point across, no muss no fuss.
 
Inline is going to be the dude that ends up stalking, killing, and keeping some chick's dead body in his house because he "loves her".
 
$1 says this story is made up entirely for attention.

are you serious? If i just wanted attention i'd post about the drama my sister in law is causing. I just thought this would be interesting to follow..

Its not made up. Flowers should be delivered shortly. I'll post the comments my dad sends me in regards to the reaction. If i get shot down i'll post it.. if its a raging success.. none of you will believe me anyway so i'll post it :D

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didn't you used to like me at one point?
 
Why the hell did you buy her something? You're starting this out all wrong. Now she KNOWS you're a pussy.