I'm gonna start linking threads from other forums...

[Syrup Beaver]

Only if both parties are heretoforthwith referred to as "plaintiff" and "douchebag" respectively and retroactively.

I concur, and in addition the parties known as "assmuffin" and "knobgobbler" are hereby stricken from the record in accordance with act 17 of chapter 12.

 

[Nyx]

Sorry, I got dressed since then

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I concur, and in addition the parties known as "assmuffin" and "knobgobbler" are hereby stricken from the record in accordance with act 17 of chapter 12.

So let it be written, so let it be done, we shall sacrifice an infant child under the next full moon per Vol 12, chapt 666 of the legal compendium "Skullduggery and Assbuggery of the Ages".

 

[APRIL]

Would you then confuse that the agreement henceforth set upon the stage before us has been written justly?

English, muthafucka do you speak it?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So let it be written, so let it be done, we shall sacrifice an infant child under the next full moon per Vol 12, chapt 666 of the legal compendium "Skullduggery and Assbuggery of the Ages".

Unto those who seek to deter our efforts, I beseech you to reconsider else you shall be cast out as a knave from the high court of Chicanery.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

English, muthafucka do you speak it?

click click derp

 

[fly]

When does the smiting start?

 

[Desslock]

Sorry, I got dressed since then

 

[Syrup Beaver]

When does the smiting start?

Thursday is smiting day.

Friday is pillory and stoning day.

 

[Nyx]

Sorry, I had to come to work, and my supervisor threatened to send me back home the last time I came to work naked.

 

[AprilsSCAT]

i can be as idiotic as you wish me to be

 

[Desslock]

Sorry, I had to come to work, and my supervisor threatened to send me back home the last time I came to work naked.

Damn supervisor.

 

[Nyx]

Damn supervisor.

Yeah, she's no fun at all...

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So let it be written, so let it be done,

 

[simple]

if it wasn't for dudes like this dude, there would be no dudes to dude on dude, dude.

 

[Desslock]

if it wasn't for dudes like this dude, there would be no dudes to dude on dude, dude.

Dude, you used way too many dudes in that post about dudes, dude.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

somebody say dude on dude?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Dude, the idea of all you old dudes saying dude is making me laugh so much right now.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Dude......what? I can't hear you dude, I'm listening to these dudes on tape.

 

[Desslock]

I saw these two dudes doing the deed.
Is it wrong that I turned the hose on those dudes?