I'm going to be homeless for a few days

[APRIL]

I could actually move to Tampa

Not much land available around there though

Do it!

 

[CletusJones]

She's gonna start her own practice.

what will she be practicing?

 

[smileynev]

Stay in the north, where the seasons are different, the people are smart, and its still illegal to marry your brother.

 

[APRIL]

Stay in the north, where the seasons are different, the people are smart, and its still illegal to marry your brother.

DIAF cumwad.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ill put down the tarp and warm up the tubs of lube.

Hot diggity, I've got 20 gallons of freshly squeezed turkey lard

 

[smileynev]

DIAF cumwad.

Texas, while backwards and alltogether unstable, is an entity unto itself and not necessarily a part of the South in my opinion. Fatty.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hot diggity, I've got 20 gallons of freshly squeezed turkey lard

well shit, that and a gallon of everclear and we got ourselves a party!
YIFF!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What kind? I practice catching things I spit into the air with my mouth.

Like schoolbuses?

 

[APRIL]

Texas, while backwards and alltogether unstable, is an entity unto itself and not necessarily a part of the South in my opinion. Fatty.

It makes up most of the south it seems.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

what will she be practicing?

Law type stuff

 

[APRIL]

Like schoolbuses?

Chocolate covered schoolbuses.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Stay in the north, where the seasons are different, the people are smart, and its still illegal to marry your brother.

You'll have to leave Maine off that list, it's like NorthEast West Virginia

 

[smileynev]

It makes up most of the south it seems.

The south stops at Louisianna. Thats where Texas starts. Then the Southwest begins in New Mexico or Arizona, whichever state comes next.

 

[APRIL]

The south stops at Louisianna. Thats where Texas starts. Then the Southwest begins in New Mexico or Arizona, whichever state comes next.

Why is that?

 

[simple]

The south stops at Louisianna. Thats where Texas starts. Then the Southwest begins in New Mexico or Arizona, whichever state comes next.

is this your opinion, or your wife's? considering she runs your life

 

[smileynev]

Why is that?

Because, as I said before, Texas is its own geographic region, separate and distinct from every other region in the US.

 

[smileynev]

is this your opinion, or your wife's? considering she runs your life

My wife says you suck and so does Funzie.

 

[simple]

My wife says you suck and so does Funzie.

was that before or after she made you do the dishes and sweep the floors?

 

[APRIL]

Because, as I said before, Texas is its own geographic region, separate and distinct from every other region in the US.

I guess, but surrounding states carry similar culture.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

My wife says you suck and so does Funzie.

You showed your wife Funzie? I'm impressed