I'm going to be homeless for a few days

Syrup Beaver

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Anyone want to take me in?

(You must be able to accept having goats, cats, guns, scotch, tannery equipment, freezers full of dead hookers, and chevre in your home)



So we close on the house in NH that we live in on Friday, so all of our stuff has to be out tomorrow. The new house in NY is of course, unliveable at the moment. There is no way in hell I'm staying at our other house in NH that the in-laws live in, and we can't move into our apartment in Boston until Tuesday.

I'm thinking of sticking the insurance company with a bill for the Four Season's.
 

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Try selling your left nut on Ebay again, maybe this time they won't remove the listing. Then you can afford to live in a nice hotel during that time.
 

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I thought youd had the new place fixed already.
I say stick the insurance company with the bill for a hotel till its done.

edit - or you can stay with me big boi. the wifes out of town;)
 

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Drool-Boy said:
I thought youd had the new place fixed already.
I say stick the insurance company with the bill for a hotel till its done.

edit - or you can stay with me big boi. the wifes out of town;)
No, we *just* got approval from the ins. co. this week, and the boiler just died again so that's getting replaced too.

No heat, no plumbing, yeehaw!

Woowoo! NAFLA Con at Drool's!
 

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ChikkenNoodul said:
Cuz I wanted more land, I can keep my job, and my wife won't have to work.


Your job doesn't have opportunites in a warmer climate?
 

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elpmis said:
wives that don't work become uber annoying though


Thats what I was thinking. Unless you have fifty kids, might as well get out and do something with her life.
 

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ChikkenNoodul said:
No, we *just* got approval from the ins. co. this week, and the boiler just died again so that's getting replaced too.

No heat, no plumbing, yeehaw!

Woowoo! NAFLA Con at Drool's!



Ill put down the tarp and warm up the tubs of lube.