this is the game for you b
http://www.silenceyourrooster.com/play_the_game.aspx
HAHA. Actually I just spent 5 minutes chasing that damn rooster. I swear he's part roadrunner. I'm leaving some feed for it next to and in a large cat carrier outside. I'm hoping he will go in there to get out of the rain or decide to roost there for a night.
They had sticks to club it before I told them I would punish anyone that hurt it. We just want it relocated not killed.
A friend of mine and his wife were going to that Renfest today.
Oh maybe it was your cock.
That's on the way to your house.