Thread If a djinn offered you a single tangible gift for Christmas, what would it be?

[Mr. Argumentor]

I'd ask the djinn for 5 genies.

I think that would violate the tangible aspect. At least from how I always pictured djinn

 

[Duke]

Michigan Stadium.


Which I would promptly demolish.

Are you insecure because it's bigger?

 

[DJBrenton]

I think that would violate the tangible aspect. At least from how I always pictured djinn

So how about 5 leprechauns> They're tangible.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

So how about 5 leprechauns> They're tangible.

That could work.

 

[kiwi]

A quilting machine and frame.

 

[Petunia]

I'd like my dignity and self respect back pls

 

[Coqui]

Are you insecure because it's bigger?

Nope.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'd like my dignity and self respect back pls

That is neither tangible nor reasonable.

 

[water]

Battlestar Galactica, I mean like the actual Battlestar spaceship itself. In new condition, with a compliment of Vipers, Raptors, and ordinance.

 

[Coqui]

Battlestar Galactica, I mean like the actual Battlestar spaceship itself. In new condition, with a compliment of Vipers, Raptors, and ordinance.

Must exist now. A djinn isn't f*cking magic. Geez.

 

[water]

u think im care bro?

 

[Coqui]

u think im care bro?

Come at me bro

 

[water]

Come at me bro

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Also, fly, "tangible" can be stretched pretty far.

Much like fly's bunghole.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

My very own syrup rendering plant.

 

[Coqui]

My very own syrup rendering plant.

You need a whole plant for masturbation?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You need a whole plant for masturbation?

I already have one of those.

I need one for syrup.

 

[Sarcasmo]

An offshore account with 500 trillion dollars in it.

 

[Coqui]

I already have one of those.

I need one for syrup.

I assumed that's what came out when you masturbated.

 

[water]

An offshore account with 500 trillion dollars in it.

Outsourcing is wrong.