Thread If a djinn offered you a single tangible gift for Christmas, what would it be?

[Duke]

An offshore account with 500 trillion dollars in it.

your romney is showing.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

An offshore account with 500 trillion dollars in it.

Not tangible. Exists only in an electronic database.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Not tangible. Exists only in an electronic database.

Until you withdraw it, and plunge the world into economic devastation. Which is my ultimate goal.

 

[fly]

Until you withdraw it, and plunge the world into economic devastation. Which is my ultimate goal.

But then its useless for you too. This is why fiat currency sucks.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Until you withdraw it, and plunge the world into economic devastation. Which is my ultimate goal.

For that money to exist, it would have to already be in the system. That much money sitting in one place would show somehow.

Better to ask for exact GPS and depth co-ordinates of all shipwrecks.

 

[Petunia]

your romney is showing.

Lulz

 

[my little brony]

Is this just an interest funnay thing, or do you really like ponies now? I don't understand.

I was actually hoping for a seinfeld reference with that one

Must exist now. A djinn isn't fucking magic. Geez.

very well. a perfectly restored p51 mustang.

 

[Sarcasmo]

But then its useless for you too. This is why fiat currency sucks.

I don't want to use the money, I want to take it all away for the lulz.

 

[fly]

I don't want to use the money, I want to take it all away for the lulz.

If you want to take down society, simply ask for Kiki to become Pope.

 

[Petunia]

If you want to take down society, simply ask for Kiki to become Pope.

Omggggg yay!

I would allow gay people to frolic about without being judged and bless everyone having premarital sex!

Best.pope.ever!

 

[Duke]

Honestly, I think that might actually rally people to the catholic church.

 

[APRIL]

A dog.

 

[Petunia]

I would also deem Sundays as Sexy Sundays and every one had to dress super sexy or skanky to church!

 

[Sarcasmo]

I don't want to slut up the earth, I want to drive a dune buggy around and trade fly's methane for ammo.

 

[Applesauce]

I refuse to answer until it's explained where the f "djinn" came from???

 

[Petunia]

I refuse to answer until it's explained where the f "djinn" came from???

Thiiiiiis

 

[Coqui]

I refuse to answer until it's explained where the f "djinn" came from???

djinn was the name of that type of "creature" long before it was called a genie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinn

 

[CletusJones]

5,000 hectares of forest, with a 2000 sq ft cabin on it.

 

[kiwi]

5,000 hectares of forest, with a 2000 sq ft cabin on it.

This would be beneficial to your grow op.

 

[Petunia]

This would be beneficial to your grow op.