I sign my credit card slips "stolen card"

[my little brony]

Since the forum tells me I haven't posted in a while, I figured I should :o


I used to sign the slips. I'd put forth a bit of effort to make my signature actually resemble my name but over the years it's regressed into a series of squiggly lines. I've actually been asked if I'm a med student.

Lately I've just been randomly scribbling and doodling over the signature line. I figure if they have a problem with they'll check my ID. The other day I went to the Milwaukee Museum with RedWallflower24 and TheBigRagoo (I'm not sure if he's even registered here) and at the cafe I signed "Oprah". Lady didn't even look.

Afterwards shopping at the place Red works I simply wrote, in clear print, "Purple" on the slip and the girl didn't even bat an eye. Finally at Pizza Shuttle I took it to the next level and actually wrote "stolen card" on the signature line. They didn't even notice


From now on I'll be signing my slips "stolen card" until someone gives me shit for it.

 

[APRIL]

Credit card companies sometimes look at that stuff. Have fun careless boy!



But then.. I just initial my credit card slips.

 

[my little brony]

Credit card companies sometimes look at that stuff. Have fun careless boy!



But then.. I just initial my credit card slips.

I dare bank of america to give me shit over it

 

[El Borracho]

Haha, thats fucking halarious. Wonder what will really happen if you get caught.

 

[my little brony]

Haha, thats fucking halarious. Wonder what will really happen if you get caught.

I show them my ID to prove it's my card, I don't see too much of a problem occuring


thought I would love to have BoA call me about it

 

[Kander77]

lol

 

[thrawn]

ahahahaha

 

[thrawn]

i used to work at a hotel/hospital as an auditor. part of the fine print they had you sign when checking in said that i could do whatever i wanted with your credit card numbers. i needed no signature aside from that one. good times were had there

 

[Sp`ange]

i used to work at a hotel/hospital as an auditor. part of the fine print they had you sign when checking in said that i could do whatever i wanted with your credit card numbers. i needed no signature aside from that one. good times were had there

ordering porn and donuts?

 

[APRIL]

I dare bank of america to give me shit over it

I used to bank with BoA, they can be asshats.

 

[Talkie]

i used to work at a hotel/hospital as an auditor. part of the fine print they had you sign when checking in said that i could do whatever i wanted with your credit card numbers. i needed no signature aside from that one. good times were had there

Sounds like a drug rehab centre to me.


P.s. note correct spelling of CENTRE

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Nobody ever looks at the signature
I saw a picture of a forged check one time and the sig read " I. Screwedyou"
The cashiere took it , of course

 

[APRIL]

Sounds like a drug rehab centre to me.


P.s. note correct spelling of CENTRE

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

P.s. note correct spelling of CENTRE

P.P.S. - Well spell however we like, thx.

 

[fly]

I must try this.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I must try this.

I signed a ticked a cop gave me once "Fuck You"
Ironically it was for Public Intoxication.
Fortunately he didnt notice or I probably woulda been tossed in jail

 

[fly]

I signed a ticked a cop gave me once "Fuck You"
Ironically it was for Public Intoxication.
Fortunately he didnt notice or I probably woulda been tossed in jail

BWAHAHAHAHHA

More stories of your drunken debauchery?

 

[smileynev]

I accidently used my wife's business card for close to a month and nobody noticed.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I accidently used my wife's business card for close to a month and nobody noticed.

well she has a beard and you have boobs, so its an easy mistake to make

 

[smileynev]

well she has a beard and you have boobs, so its an easy mistake to make

What, when?