Me of course
I am the one with a bit of Scot in me.
Well, I have a bit of Dutch and a bit of Mexican and a bit of whatever else chim is in me every so often, but you get the gist.
honestly, i think the thread title is the best option ive ever heard.
My wife and I actually used a same-sex ceremony for our wedding, which was non-denominational, I'll see if I can find what was said, I'll check the video out tonight maybe.
Found it:
(Partner 1) and (Partner 2), we have heard your promise to share your lives in marriage. We recognize and respect the covenant you have made here this day before each one of us as witnesses. Therefore in the honesty and sincerity of what you have said and done here today and by the power vested in me by the Province of Ontario, it is my honour and delight to declare you married and partners in life...for life.
You may seal your vows with a kiss.
edit: Where in Ontario are you getting hitched?
Swordfight!
Niagara or Toronto region.
Who is the Confederacy in this Union?