I now pronounce you joined in matrimony. You may celebrate your union

[dbzeag]

Thinking of things the officiant can say to chim and I at the conclusion of our marriage presentation. Just getting ahead of myself being the ceremony isn't for quite a while.

Any thoughts?

 

[b_sinning]

"The webcam show starts at 8"

 

[ERage]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0762107/

 

[my little brony]

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU QUEER AND BEER SNOB

 

[zengirl]

Chuck & Larry?

 

[dbzeag]

I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU QUEER AND BEER SNOB

I resent being called a beer snob

 

[thrawn]

Do you, Bottom, take Top to be your lawfully wedded...

 

[dbzeag]

Do you, Bottom, take Top to be your lawfully wedded...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

"I now pronounce you Loosey & Goosey. You may now go ass to mouth."

 

[water]

Just have him say "gg, gayz".

 

[plot]

Just have him say "gg, gayz".

seriously, this is probably the best option.

also, congrats on finding the fag of your dreams

 

[my little brony]

I resent being called a beer snob

 

[BeerAd]

You may now kiss the bride... what? it still makes sense

 

[dbzeag]

You may now kiss the bride... what? it still makes sense

Bride = woman

Even though I have a mediocre appendage, it is still an appendage.

 

[shawndavid]

You may now kiss the mediocre appendage.

 

[kiwi]

I now pronounce you married. Where's my money?

 

[zengirl]

Bride = woman

Even though I have a mediocre appendage, it is still an appendage.

You know you can have the person say, "you may now salut each other"

Although that could really get taken the wrong way...

 

[b_sinning]

Swordfight!

 

[BeerAd]

Bride = woman

Even though I have a mediocre appendage, it is still an appendage.

Whose wearin the kilt

 

[dbzeag]

Whose wearin the kilt

Me of course

I am the one with a bit of Scot in me.

Well, I have a bit of Dutch and a bit of Mexican and a bit of whatever else chim is in me every so often, but you get the gist.