I have a gift that I wish to give...

[smileynev]

...but nobody wants it

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/02/24/sperm.theft.ap/index.html.

Edit: smileynev thread

Double Edit: *bans self*

 

[MojoJojo]

Yuck!

 

[Coqui]

Oh my

 

[CletusJones]

lol psycho wimmenz

 

[smileynev]

So, did she chipmunk it and spew it into a plastic baggy when he wasn't looking? How do you keep it warm enough until reinsertion? Microwave?

 

[CletusJones]

So, did she chipmunk it and spew it into a plastic baggy when he wasn't looking? How do you keep it warm enough until reinsertion? Microwave?

I thought she flushed it :dunno:

 

[APRIL]

I'm taking notes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Her attorney can go fuck himself, what an asshole.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

On a related note, saliva is 'dangerous' to sperm

At the sperm bank it has to go right into the cup, no, er, spitting allowed

 

[smileynev]

On a related note, saliva is 'dangerous' to sperm

At the sperm bank it has to go right into the cup, no, er, spitting allowed

ummmm, this leads to the question of room occupation. How many people are allowed in the "deseeding" room?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

ummmm, this leads to the question of room occupation. How many people are allowed in the "deseeding" room?

Two, plus the goat and videographer

 

[smileynev]

Two, plus the goat and videographer

holy crap. Do they provide an assistant if you don't bring your own? Or is that only with the really good medical plans.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

holy crap. Do they provide an assistant if you don't bring your own? Or is that only with the really good medical plans.

Yeah, but she looks like Lurch

 

[Atan Nolme]

The only person I feel sorry for is the child. He or she has a psycho mother and a father that doesn't want him or her and says that he feels emotionally damaged by your birth.

 

[theacoustician]

Idiots, both of them. Although this woman should be beaten for essentially having a kid to blackmail him. This guy should be beaten for hooking up with such a nutjob and then trying to defend himself in court.

 

[smileynev]

Idiots, both of them. Although this woman should be beaten for essentially having a kid to blackmail him. This guy should be beaten for hooking up with such a nutjob and then trying to defend himself in court.

While I agree with the idiots who bitch and moan about having kids with women after having unprotected sex with them, this is one step beyond that.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The only person I feel sorry for is the child. He or she has a psycho mother and a father that doesn't want him or her and says that he feels emotionally damaged by your birth.

Sounds like a rock star waiting to happen

 

[theacoustician]

Wait a second. Isn't this how Sleeman was conceived? Except change oral to anal and the story is the same. Right?

 

[smileynev]

Sounds like a dog raping serial killer waiting to happen

fixed for accuracy

 

[smileynev]

Wait a second. Isn't this how Sleeman was conceived? Except change oral to anal and the story is the same. Right?

no, no, fly is the load his mother should have taken in the ass.