you found out sarcasmo's really a chick
cue Thorn freakout.okokok , since you guys are actually kind of bad at being spontaneously silly, Ill tell.
Im going to be a dad
The wife is 7weeks pregnant. We went and had the first ultrasound done today.
Little beggar looks like a jelly bean.
So there ya go. I have procreated.
edit - due in late november , according to the dr
cue Thorn freakout.
Congrats, chief.
Aren't you glad you didn't just buy a house? Or was this the reason you were thinking about it?
Also, grats. You're gonna love making that thing poop like a soft serve machine. Gently push their thighs up against their stomach while they're on their back. Squiiiiirt.
Are you excited? Indifferent? Some dudes are kind of "meh". I was. Then he farted and laughed and I said "Hey, you're alright." I guess it tickled or something. Now I just wonder what the fuck I ever did before he came along.