I have a cat in a bag...

[Sarcasmo]

Someone lock this piece of shit.

 

[snoogit]

dead cats.

 

[JAXvillain]

you found out sarcasmo's really a chick

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

you found out sarcasmo's really a chick

That would explain his constant bitchyness

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

okokok , since you guys are actually kind of bad at being spontaneously silly, Ill tell.



Im going to be a dad
The wife is 7weeks pregnant. We went and had the first ultrasound done today.
Little beggar looks like a jelly bean.
So there ya go. I have procreated.

edit - due in late november , according to the dr

 

[Jonny_B]

okokok , since you guys are actually kind of bad at being spontaneously silly, Ill tell.



Im going to be a dad
The wife is 7weeks pregnant. We went and had the first ultrasound done today.
Little beggar looks like a jelly bean.
So there ya go. I have procreated.

edit - due in late november , according to the dr

cue Thorn freakout.

Congrats, chief.

Aren't you glad you didn't just buy a house? Or was this the reason you were thinking about it?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

cue Thorn freakout.

Congrats, chief.

Aren't you glad you didn't just buy a house? Or was this the reason you were thinking about it?

Thanks
Nah, the house thing was kind of an impulsive thing for us.
In the end Im kind of glad it didnt work out.

 

[tre]

Congrats mang! Enjoy having a designated driver for the next year or so!

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'm not really always bitchy. I just pretend when I type. I really live on rainbows and shit hope.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Also, grats. You're gonna love making that thing poop like a soft serve machine. Gently push their thighs up against their stomach while they're on their back. Squiiiiirt.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Also, grats. You're gonna love making that thing poop like a soft serve machine. Gently push their thighs up against their stomach while they're on their back. Squiiiiirt.

My brothers kid shot a load of pesto sauce on him the other day.
He said it was the first time anyone had shit on him.
I was honestly surprised.

 

[JAXvillain]

congrats man!


thorn freakout is right lulz

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

She will not be permitted within 100yds of the child unless shes wearing a muzzle.

 

[Thorn Bird]

ooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was totally just kidding...i honestly didn't know or i wouldn't have said that!!!







CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how's mojo feeling/doing? NOVEMBER 23 IS AN AWESOME DAY.


oh i'm so stoked...now move your three asses over here so i can, er, hold the baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Thorn Bird]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey...












like a muzzle's gonna keep me away from a baby...i've bitten through three!

 

[JAXvillain]

nov. 1 is an even better day

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm going to get drunk in your honor starting in 5 mins
always looking for a good excuse

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I too, will consume alcohol in celebration.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Are you excited? Indifferent? Some dudes are kind of "meh". I was. Then he farted and laughed and I said "Hey, you're alright." I guess it tickled or something. Now I just wonder what the fuck I ever did before he came along.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Are you excited? Indifferent? Some dudes are kind of "meh". I was. Then he farted and laughed and I said "Hey, you're alright." I guess it tickled or something. Now I just wonder what the fuck I ever did before he came along.

Im very excited.
We both are.
Im also grateful for all the deposits the child will give me that I plan to leave on the neighbors front porch.