GAY I gotta go do my mom tonight

I never had ketchup til I moved to the states when I was 11

I was like eewwww why are all these damn kids eating this red tomato pudding on their eggs and French fries???
Why can't they be normal like meeeeeeee :reaches for mustard:
My middle kid hates ketchup. If it was even on his plate when he was little he wouldn't eat any food on the plate. Granted he also doesn't like mustard or mayo. He's more of a no condiment guy.