Thread I called in to work today
- Thread starter King Wickie Pelt Snatcher
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nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
That would hurt you far worse than it would hurt me.
wicky. don't lose your job to cocaine! you might end up stripping on wednesday nights,..
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Burn your soul?
Dramatic much?
Coke is nothing
Wickstafarian can handle the scent of some sweet yeyo!
CHOP CHOP @King Wickie
It's not like it's that blue breaking bad crystal meth of black tar.
Sheesh, we got some god fearing pearl clutchers up in here.
Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.
if you're up snorting anything at 6:30a you ain't really handling it.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Dope (opiate) people are functional as long as they can stay on it.
Meth is a productive drug cause it lasts so long.
Coke is evil cause the high is so short and the crash can make you crazy.
Maybe I should have stripped on coke runs instead of working in a hospital laboratory.
Meth is a productive drug cause it lasts so long.
Coke is evil cause the high is so short and the crash can make you crazy.
Maybe I should have stripped on coke runs instead of working in a hospital laboratory.
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Is Asa on holidays?
Did he hand you his beloved "Know it All" crown to you?
Wickie is no weak bitch, he can handle a little 8Ball. Biiiiiiiig deals
Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.
It's not uncommon for men in their early 30's to have heart attacks caused by cocaine use. So get yer thrills young, boys.
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Clearly @King Wickie is still wet behind the ears and learning.
A true "fiend" would have gone to work and done rails in the men's room or break room thru out the day like a TRUE FIEND
Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.
Coke is definitely a softening agent if not handled right. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with an addictive personality. A friend of mine, a stupid one, got tired of the snort and started shooting it.
I hate it when people ask "Didn't he look good?" I always reply "He looked better when he was alive".
I hate it when people ask "Didn't he look good?" I always reply "He looked better when he was alive".
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Why would any one ask that? Ew
Anyways shooting coke takes the fun out.
Like gross! Who has the space in their evening clutch to be carrying around all the tools and paraphernalia?
Then you haven't find a quiet clean corner to set up shop and start the injecting
WHY?
Omg you could have done like 3 bumps and 2 mojitos in that amount of time.
Discreet #KeyBumps FTW
Or so I've heard
Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Melania will be coming for you.
Of course, considering her current marriage that's not much of a surprise
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
I was/am on vacation, actually. Friend had her birthday at Disney and we did drink around the world. Got SHITFAAAAAACED.
Getting back into it today
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Welcome back.
I'm handing the Know-It-All crown back to you.
Mr. Argumentor
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Thank you for the offer, but I decline the nomination. That shit is too heavy, and I am abdicating
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
I dunno. I don't know nuffin
Ask kiki, she seems to know how that shit works