Thread I called in to work today

[Strings]

The funny part is this was all started by that cat loving Turk Mac.
And somehow, per usual, we get the blame.

 

[nukes]

The funny part is this was all started by that cat loving Turk Mac.
And somehow, per usual, we get the blame.

I killed JFK.
Don't pay any attention to the fact that I did it almost 3 years before I was born.

 

[Strings]

I killed JFK.
Don't pay any attention to the fact that I did it almost 3 years before I was born.

Nukes, The Prenatal Assassin.

 

[Petunia]

I was/am on vacation, actually. Friend had her birthday at Disney and we did drink around the world. Got SHITFAAAAAACED.

Getting back into it today

Ok so you're on a break?
Are you handing over the reins to @nukes?


Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.

 

[nukes]

Ok so you're on a break?
Are you handing over the reins to @nukes?


Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.

This is kikis lessons in humility.
Continue, Master.

 

[Strings]

This is kikis lessons in humility.
Continue, Master.

These types of lessons never stick on people under 40, Nukes.

.....Whistling.....

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Ok so you're on a break?
Are you handing over the reins to @nukes?


Sent from my CEOs gold plated taint.

I dunno, you tell me. I don't know anything

 

[nukes]

Apparently, I know everything.
Who knew?

 

[Strings]

Apparently, I know everything.
Who knew?

What isssss the meaning of strife?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Where are my car keys?

 

[nukes]

Where are my car keys?

Ask April.

 

[MacG]

The funny part is this was all started by that cat loving Turk Mac.
And somehow, per usual, we get the blame.

Is this a you/you play?

What did I start? I must have been drunk. Big surprise.

 

[Strings]

Is this a you/you play?

What did I start? I must have been drunk. Big surprise.

Nothing. Just needed a scapegoat.
It's the American way.

 

[MacG]

Nothing. Just needed a scapegoat.
It's the American way.

Blame the Turk.

Now that's original.

 

[Strings]

Blame the Turk.

Now that's original.

Notice I didn't tag you either?
You had to find it on your own. A real back stabbibg, that was. Typical ugly American behavior.

 

[MacG]

Notice I didn't tag you either?
You had to find it on your own. A real back stabbibg, that was. Typical ugly American behavior.

Good thing I know my 'Muricans.

I'm always on the lookout for you fuckers.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Good thing I know my 'Muricans.

I'm always on the lookout for you fuckers.

These days they send drones or shoot at you from a mile away from the comfort of their gunships in Whisper Mode. The military is even rife with snowflakes who don't want to get their fingernails dirty.

 

[MacG]

These days they send drones or shoot at you from a mile away from the comfort of their gunships in Whisper Mode. The military is even rife with snowflakes who don't want to get their fingernails dirty.

Even their military is pussified.

What's going to happen if China loses it and invades USA in the near future?

I'll tell you what, the prez is going to make a statement "OMG We need our safe space, you should totally go home."

 

[Petunia]

hey has anyone checked in on @King Wickie ?
did he OD on his baby powder?

 

[Duke]

hey has anyone checked in on @King Wickie ?
did he OD on his baby powder?

I think prudence dictates we wait a few days to make sure the OD takes properly.