Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Because you fuckers look alike?
MOTHER.FUCKING.DEAD
I let him in my place once,
found out the next day that my PC had been completely raped, all cookies gone, all web history gone, etc etc...
that was just from putting him up overnight.
o heard about that. ok that is fucking creepy. WHY WHY WHY WHY would he do that???
he musta been on your PC while you where dreaming of bacon wrapped bacon and went on some shady sites. that is the only explanation. fucking weirdo eh?
When we visited Tampa in 06 we were going to split a hotel room with Mikey but he changed his mind like the day before we flew out because he wanted to fuck Bubbles in the hotel all week and us being there would've ruined it.
Since then I've never really cared much about him.
you actually dodged a bullet there. he probbaly woulda stolen your wallet and dipped your toothbrushes in shit stained toilet. blessing in disguise my friend. blessing.in.disguise.
he is. he'll be nice to you, gain your trust, move in, then rape your kids and disappear in the middle of the night with your herpes medicine and leftover meat loaf.
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