WTF I am bored today : AMA and I will Answer

Mean Mr. Mustard

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Everyone in the office is out at a trade show today (except the engineering dept, wtf)
So it is quiet, and I am le bored.

Ask me any question, and I will answer as bestly and honestly* as I am able.

And......go






*Bestlyness and honestlyness not guaranteed.
 
A) i will stab you in the throat if you ever say "le" anything again

B) What is the happiest moment of your life?
 
Holding down the fort, and all that. I have to guard the 'fridge from the cleaning people.

fashion a weapon to defend against slow-moving zombies out of the 3 closest items to you. What is it

Hard mode: fashion a weapon to defend against slow-moving zombies out of 3 items from the contents of the fridge.
 
Would you rather your kid have terminal cancer or be kidnapped and sold into the sex trade?

(actual question from would you rather game)