WTF I am bored today : AMA and I will Answer

[APRIL]

Patty, you suck at your own game... Answer motherfucker.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

fashion a weapon to defend against slow-moving s out of the 3 closest items to you. What is it

Hard mode: fashion a weapon to defend against slow-moving s out of 3 items from the contents of the fridge.

1. I have a pair of vise grips, a 20" long piece of 1x1 steel tubing, and a very large binder full of wellhead specs.

2. Lasagna from last week that seems to have solidified into a very dense block.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Are you wearing underwear?

Mostly.
I say "mostly" , as they have a bunch of holes in them, and referring to them as an actual garment would be dishonest.

 

[CletusJones]

After your son was born, did you suckle on your wife?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what was your 1st impression of April when you met her. both online and IRL.
HONEST ANSWER!!!

Online, she seemed fun but sketchy, IRL about the same, but I could tell she was kidding. Mostly.

 

[Mikeawesome]

so like do you have a kiddie pool of poop you play in

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You should hire smaller cleaning people if you're worried about them jacking your fridge.

They were here before I was hired on.

 

[Domon]

1. I have a pair of vise grips, a 20" long piece of 1x1 steel tubing, and a very large binder full of wellhead specs.

2. Lasagna from last week that seems to have solidified into a very dense block.

A) you would be eaten
B) you would be eaten

 

[Domon]

lets pretend you were single, and horny... which ONE current/active female member from UF would you bang with no strings attached. ( @APRIL doesnt count... @fly does)

Fat Melissa, asking the dangerous questions

 

[Petunia]

when you surf porn (and we ALLLLL know you do) what is your most visited category?

posting this to help you out, but feel free to add your own twisted shit. (i.e.: granny porn etc)

 

[Coqui]

Fat Melissa, asking the dangerous questions

Wouldn't have been a dangerous question until she specified active.

 

[Domon]

Im gonna start my own AMA with hookers, and blow

 

[Petunia]

Im gonna start my own AMA with hookers, and blow

atta boy!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

would you rather fight 100 april-sized flys or 1 fly-sized april

How about an april sized fly?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

lets pretend you were single, and horny... which ONE current/active female member from UF would you bang with no strings attached. ( @APRIL doesnt count... @fly does)

Kiwi, cuz she seems to need it most.

 

[APRIL]

Online, she seemed fun but sketchy, IRL about the same, but I could tell she was kidding. Mostly.

I don't kid around.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

How many :gloerf: 's does it take to run a Chinese restaurant?

Note, that is actual gloerf's, not the walkers.

Gloerfs are awesome, they could all run one on their own

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

After your son was born, did you suckle on your wife?

When she would let me, yeah

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

so like do you have a kiddie pool of poop you play in

No I just play with your mom

 

[Petunia]

Kiwi, cuz she seems to need it most.

excellent answer.