itburnswhenipee said:It's great spending time with my honey
She tells me my bad jokes are funny
She won't even bitch when I say "Make me a sammich"
And that's why I love Eileenbunny
the desk of itburnswhenipee said:Things to do before I die:
[ ] Sail from Baltimore to Amsterdam
[ ] Take motorcycle trip across continental United States
[x] Write love poem for wife
[ ] Eat 10 saltine crackers in a minute without taking a drink
[ ] Go to a tappas restaraunt
[ ] Do wife in the butt
[ ] Visit the basement of the Alamo
[x] Post annoing list on teh intarweb
[ ] Eat the correct number of hamburgers
[ ] Get shitfaced on Night Train with the Pope
LOL at #6itburnswhenipee said:Mainly I'm just tickled that I could rhyme the word 'sammich'
I love every single one of your posts.itburnswhenipee said:Mainly I'm just tickled that I could rhyme the word 'sammich'
fly said:I love every single one of your posts.
Haha, she isn't gonna post. It was all a cruel lie.ChikkenNoodul said:I've heard of this girl called Bubbles
Who was bound to have many troubles
Hearing from guys she had met
Or the ones who hung out on the net
Requesting pictures of her set of doubles
who is this daniel-son?zengirl said:There once was a boy named Daniel
Who wouldn't be cuter if he were a spaniel
All the ladies would cry
as he sauntered by
Cracking joke upon joke in his flannel.
theacoustician said:Haha, she isn't gonna post. It was all a cruel lie.
mmmm oobiesBubbles said:Dammit....I had the best of intentions. Candy and I were in the pool all day Saturday and we didn't even think of it. Sorry boys....I will have to come up with another plan for the postage of oobies.